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Hm, lets see. I've done.
17. On trousers/joggers/pants etc (does inside due to accidents count?)
25. On a tree (since I started cumming at 13 I'd give my cum to trees, plants and bushes (on them and inside them) thinking that the protein from my cum would make them grow strong)(this led to me putting my dick inside various holes and ferns in a coral reef to give it my cum but the fish kept eating it all)
As far as I'm concerned it all counts, inside pants or outside
You remind me that once I was out in a tidal flat, the water maybe 2-3 feet deep, and I saw sponges and anemones, or something like them, their little fingers flexing and enticing me. I foolishly dipped my hard cockhead into the center. Thankfully, it felt like feathers grasping and caressing me, I felt no sting (which I later learned was what I should have experienced). I did reward its flexing with a load of cum which it quickly absorbed. This was all at night under the glare of my flashlight. I have had fish nibble at my cock and balls, ticklish, enough to arouse and cum, but like you said, the fish quickly ate the cum. Like you, the cum I shot onto trees, bushes, and especially ferns, I felt I was fertilizing them - and more than once I brushed my cockhead against stinging nettle - no I didn't die, but the stinging lingered for an interminable amount of time, arousing my cock to a powerful hardon, a bright red-purplish glans, followed by a strong orgasmic cum (which is why I did that several times). Drawback, after the cum, the sting lingered, and only slowly faded. Oh, for the days when my cock was full of cum and I was dumb.
A short, few sentence memory. I was dating this guy; we were like 22 at the time. He was one of these guys that always ate healthy and his cum was the creamiest, most delicious cum. I'd suck him and he'd cum in my mouth and I'd just hold and savor the taste and feel of him for 10-15 minutes before swallowing him. It was lucious. He loved how I did that.
We were at the movies one night and there were not very many people in the theatre. No one else was in our aisle. The movie was kind of boring, so I got up to get some snacks for us. When I got back he had his hard dick sticking out from the leg of his shorts. I'm thinking, "look at you!". I sat down and he puts his arm around my shoulder and pulls my head toward him. He whispers in kind of a stern but fun tone, "Gimme your popcorn, I'm gonna put some butter on it for you". I'm like, "Oh, fuck yeah!". He leaned forward a bit, while I held my bag under his dick, and in about a minute, right there in the theatre, he shot his sweet, creamy, delectible semen all over my popcorn. Damn, it was good! Cummed popcorn is the best, believe me.







