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Merry Christmas! You have cancer!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: How is that good news? What's the bad news then?

Doctor: I've been trying to call you since yesterday.
 
Vannie said:
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: How is that good news? What's the bad news then?

Doctor: I've been trying to call you since yesterday.
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Good news first. Fucked it up. :lol:
 
That reminds me of a snafu that happened many years ago. The United States used to regularly test the Emergency Broadcast System during the Cold War, in which television and radio viewers and listeners would get a message that it was a test.

Well, in 1973, they played the wrong tape that was broadcast in some Western states, informing the audience that an actual nuclear attack was occurring!!! :eek: :eek::eek:
 
Actually, I was off by a couple of years-- it happened in 1971. This was the only documentation I could find of the incident on google, and it isn't the best. It's basically news-copy describing the incident, and a couple of the pages are unreadable. It didn't specify a nuclear attack-- warning of bombing or missiles-- but that would have been the assumption in those days.

digital.library.unt.edu

[News Script: SNAFU]

Script from the WBAP-TV/NBC station in Fort Worth, Texas, relating a news story about the North American Air Defense Command was testing its emegency broadcast system and sent a real alert by accident to news stations and the National Emergency Warning Center had difficulty cancelling the alert.
digital.library.unt.edu digital.library.unt.edu

But apparently this wasn't the only time this has happened. Google also pulled up reports of a similar incident in Hawaii in 2016 or 2018.
 
unloadonme said:
What sort of doctor would ever give a patient news like that via a text?
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Paul, as much as I hate to say it, more than you probably think, some, are so clinical, the human response factor never enters their minds.

Imagine opening that text OMG!!
 
Considering most of the hospital's patients and clients receiving the text would never have had any screenings, almost all of them would have instantly known it was a misfire or a hacking.

And yes. I am fun at parties.
 
There is a bright side to it all just in time for New Years which is finding out that you don't have cancer after all and it was a mistake:oops:
 
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