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Microsoft Song Smith + Glowing Towels = win

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Im not sure how many people have come across this program...

'Sometimes it’s dark, but you still need to get dry...'

Microsoft have managed to make a splash with a new piece of music software – but unfortunately for them, that’s mostly because people are mocking the promotional video

Songsmith is a program that automatically generates a musical track when the user sings at it. The charmingly terrible promo film, featuring the singing talents of some of the developers who created Songsmith, has caused confusion and amusement in equal measure.

From the cheesy music to the endearingly awkward performances, not to mention the baffling lyrics about glow-in-the-dark towels, the video has had a unusually unanimous response: ‘what?’‘

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E


It’s like Microsoft found some kind of home-schooling Christian commune in the woods and hired them to make their commercial,’ wrote Lindsay Robertson on Videogum.

Meanwhile, Father Ted writer Graham Linehan was moved to ask: ‘What is this? Why aren’t you just FIXING VISTA?’

The actual output of the program has been causing some heavy LOLing as well. One member of the community weblog MetaFilter, mrzarquon, had the genius idea of putting the David Lee Roth vocals from Van Halen’s Runnin’ With The Devil through Songsmith. The result sounds simultaneously like the best and the worst karaoke moment in history. And sounds nothing like Runnin’ With The Devil.
Source: http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2009/01/sometimes-its-dark-but-you-still-need-to-get-dry.html

I personally want to punch that kid in the face...

I sorta think this song is epic though :D
 
I downloaded it a few days ago but still haven't installed it yet. Curious to see what it actually does - I haven't watched the video, and hearing how people hate that "kid" I don't think I want to ;)
 
I know the "glowing towels" guy personally (went to the same uni). He's a Stanford PhD and currently in Microsoft Research. I have never heard him sing before but from the video it looks like he should stick to writing code and paper.
 
This sounds fun, sounds like it's already out?
 
I know the "glowing towels" guy personally (went to the same uni). He's a Stanford PhD and currently in Microsoft Research. I have never heard him sing before but from the video it looks like he should stick to writing code and paper.

He wasn't that bad x)

PS WOW THAT IS SO CHEESY
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I saw that trailer and stopped half way last week. Trailer clearly implies if you suck at singing now, you will noticeably suck with songsmith.
 
on youtube many people now are taking the voice part of famous songs and let songsmith recompose the music. this leads to some disturbing results ..

we will rock you in a cuban bar lounge style music version:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22AWPW5s4EA[/ame]

oasis - wonderwall .. in err .. techno?
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1e_h1OJfS4[/ame]

strangely it somehow works for eye of the tiger (although it's nothing like the original)
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V1DuHUs22Q[/ame]

other's totally do NOT work at all.
buddy holly by weezer .. WTF?
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ3em9v0-kc[/ame]

and that stairway to heaven remake is almost blasphemy!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV2g3MSDKtA[/ame]


surprisingly good however, is the famous rick roll song :)
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uByLKeaBmeA[/ame]
 
Theres another video!!


Science is cool!!
[ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=op-UCyvCZWo[/ame]
 
I thought I noticed it in the original video, and it's more obvious in this one - the kids' voices have been Auto-Tuned. That is, they've actually been pitch-corrected by computer before they've been put into Songsmith. You can hear it particularly on the boy - it's the same process that altered Cher's voice in "Do You Believe In Life After Love", just a lot more subtle.

Obviously the real performances are simply not sufficiently clean to create a good result, so they've doctored them before using Songsmith, to make it seem much more succesful than it would be in the real world. No wonder all the real Songsmith-created tracks sound much more flaky than the promo ones.

Microsoft Song Smith + Glowing Towels = Fail.
 
^ you might be onto something there. the second girl also sounds pretty awfully doctored.
however - this is hardly new in advertising. show me an advertising that has NO digitally doctoring of any kind done ;)
 
Oh, very true. Plenty of pop songs use Auto-Tune these days to some degree.

The point here is that they've adjusted the voices so the software works better, which kinda stretches the truth about what the software can really come up with in the real world.
 
so you are suggesting the burger pictures at $fastfoodchain are not photoshopped?

the model pics in beauty magazines are not airbrushed?

the clips that show how fantastic $cleaning_product works are not set up to show a maximum effect?

i guess not - there are hardly ads out there that are NOT fake.

note that i am not defending MS here (or that joke of a software). it's just nothing that you can blame them for.
 
I'm not suggesting anything of the sort. They are all good examples of dishonest advertising, just like this Songsmith ad.
 
My personal issue with it is the fact that im so attracted to tragically bad music that i start to think it sounds good after a while...

which is why i hate Micro$oft
 
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