Oh yes! I love his in-denial-gay cop character in "My Name is Earl".
In season 4 Episode 6, Randy locks himself in the bathroom, and Mike O'Malleys character Stuart is in th bathtub. Stuarts boyfriend is concerned with Randy seeing "Chester", which is insinuated to be Stuarts penis.
I wrote a little story on what actually happened when Randy opened the door.
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"-I don't know much about cheerleading camp, but it sounds specta-cular! Kenny taught me
to say it that way." Stuart said.
Randy opened the door and faced Earl and Kenny.
"-Ok, I'll believe you on one condition. You get us both our own pair of pom-pons. I'm
staying here until you get them."
"-Fine, I'll go get some pom-pons" Earl said, already regretting his decision.
Stuart peeked out the door from his bathtub.
"-Kenny, could you go with Earl and get me some more bathbubbles? I think there is a
risk that Randy might not only see Chester but Aster too if I don't get some more
bubbles quick"
"-Oh my, let's go Earl" Kenny winced, grabbed Earl by the arm and stormed out with him.
Randy closed the door, and locked it.
"-I still don't trust Earl about this thing, so I better lock up."
"-I understand" Stuart replied
"-So who is Chester anyways? Is he in the tub with you?"
"-You want to meet Chester?"
"-I guess."
"-Ok, you can meet him". Stuart got up from the bath, carefully wrapping Chester in the
washcloth. "He's in here, so you have to look for your self.
Randy slowly used both hands to unwrap the washcloth, while Stuart proudly supported
Chester with his hand. In a matter of seconds he was presenting his clean shaved,
flaccid uncut cock.
"-Wow, you call you penis Chester?"
"-What, you don't have a name for your penis?"
"-I call my penis Randy Jr."
"-Can I see Randy Jr.?"
"-I dunno..."
"-Come on, I let you see Chester!"
"-Well I guess you're right, but only this one time"
Randy unbuckled his belt, zipped down and let his pants fall to the floor.
"-Oh, I'm not so sure about this.." Randy mumbled while fingering the rubber band on his
shorts.
"-Just drop them, so then it's more like "oops, I dropped my pants" and not so much
letting me see Randy Jr. on purpose, right?"
"-Ok" Randy put his thumbs inside the rubberband, took a deep breath, and dropped his
shorts.
"-Wow" was all the Stuart got out of his mouth.
"-What's wrong?" Randy panicked, with his pants at his ankles.
Both men were standing mere 2 feet from eachother, cocks out in the free.
"-NOthing's wrong, I'm just admiring your package. You should call him Big Randy instead
of Randy Jr. Seriously!"
"-Wow, thanks. Women never give compliments to Randy Jr. errr. I mean Big Randy"
"-We'll, I think women can be quite ungrateful and cold. After I met Kenny I've never
looked back."
"-Uh... so how do you guys do it?"
"-Do what?"
"-You know... sex."
"-Oh, well how should I describe it to you? I think it's much better, since we can do
the same things, and make both feel just as good."
"-What kinds of things?"
Stuarts penis started stirring from the view and the way this conversation was going.
"-Why doesn't Chester have any hair?" Randy asked
"-Well, Kenny taught me that it's alot nicer if you shave it off, and another bonus is
that it looks alot bigger."
"-It looks bigger? Really? I wanna shave Big Randy too!"
"-I don't recommend doing it by yourself, atleast not if you've never done it before.
You don't want to cut yourself down there."
"-Oh crap. I wanted to try it."
"-If you like, I could do it to you. I promise you won't regret it."
"-You would do that for me?"
"-Sure, just sit down on the front edge of the toilet."
Randy sat down, with his cock and balls hanging free over the edge of the toilet. Stuart
picked up the shaving foam and razor from the shelf, and went down on his knees infront
of the thick cock. He started foaming up Randys balls, with one hand, and holding his
shaft with the other, carefully covering all the pubic hair in foam.
Slowly he started wielding the razor down along the shaft, while discreetly massaging
the top of the head with his other hand.
"-Spread your legs a bit more" Stuart ordered and Randy who was getting hard obeyed
without saying a word.
The razor cleared up the pubes above Big Randy, and then went on the clean the big balls
hanging underneith.
"-Well it seems Big Randy is enjoying the freedom, and showing it too!" Stuart
announced, and used the washcloth to wipe off the shaving foam that was left. "-Now we
just need to do the test."
"-What test?" Randy asked nervously.
"-Oh, don't worry, it's just something we do with Kenny every time we shave our
privates. We just want to make sure that we got all the pubes, and that everything is
working as is should. You'll like it, I promise."
"-Well alright, I don't want risk anythi..." Randy was interrupted by Stuart's tongue,
which was gently starting to lick the underside of Randys hanging balls. "-Whoa..."
Randy moaned as Stuart started working each nut separately. "-That feels... I've never
felt anything like this." Randy said as he leaned his head back in extacy.
"-I told 'ya! Now, let's check the shaft" Stuart got out of his mouth between switching
from Randys balls to the swollen red head. He slowly started working the now fully erect
cock with his left hand, and using his right hand to jerk his now hard dick. And without
a word of warning, he let his left hand go, and devoured Randys cock all the way to the
base. And then up, and down again.
Randy was getting really excited, putting his hands on Stuarts head and controlling the
tempo. Up and down, up and down. Randy was enjoying his first man to man play immensely.
Stuart came up for a gasp of air, and grabbed Randys cock with one hand and balls with
the other, and started jerking the precum-oozing dick.
"-Did you like that?"
"-Holy hell, that was the best thing ever! How are you so much better than any girl I
ever had?"
"-Well, I know what I like and what feels good. A woman has no clue how a dick works,
right?"
"-I guess."
"-You wanna try?"
"-But I've never touched another mans penis before. Well except that one time I punched
Earl in the balls when we we're skinnydipping in the pond by the Mr. Lindemans farm."
"-Don't worry, we'll go slow. First, let's switch places. I'll sit here on the toilet,
and you go on your knees like I just sat." They swapped places, and for the first time
in his life, Randy had a real erect dick infront of his face. And he was loving it.
"-Ok, now take my dick in your hand, just like you do to your own when you jerk off.
Yeah, just like that. Now use your other hand to cup my balls, and start jerking me like
you do when you watch a porno."
Randy was a quick learner, since jerking off was a very familiar hobby of his.
"-Now lick your lips a bit, and pull my foreskin back. Gently put your lips to my dick."
Randy did as he was told, and started going down Stuarts dick with his lips tightly
around it.
"-Oh yes, all the way down, and up again." Stuart commanded between his moans.
"-Tastes so nice and salty" Randy managed to get out between slurping on Stuarts cock
"-Ok, now I'm hard and ready. Time to pop your cherry!"
"-My cherry?"
"-Oh you're going to love this.... Go on, lean over the bathtub on all fours"
Randy obliged, even though he had no idea what was going to happen next. Stuart spread
out Randys legs a bit, and started licking the hanging balls from behind. He slowly
started his journey up, until he reached Randys puckered virgin ass.
"-You can jerk your cock while I do this, it'll feel like heaven."
And so Stuart started teasing the outsides of Randys hole, and Randy grabbed his hard
cock and started wanking it furiously, and moaned at every lick, kiss and probe of
Stuarts tongue.
"-Now I'm gonna lube you up good, and take you to heaven."
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That's how far I've gotten....
