Military Men/Men in (and out) of Uniform

[Sniffademskidz]

Pedro's first language wasn't English so when he.was told that he was going to be drilled on the parade ground his eyes lit up!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When new recruits Kingsley and Brandon were caught knocking six bells out of each other their commanding officer jokingly said to them"

"Hey you two! Time to kiss and make up!"

He found them to be amazingly compliant with his order!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"My grandfather was in the Bengal Lancers young man and using a lance is a skill I've inherited from Grandpa as I intend to show you once I get you upstairs!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What did you mean when you said this was a training exercise with a difference Sir!?

-When we get them to the appointed location we shag them!

-Is there anything in the rulebook about that Sir!

-No fucking idea mate!

Let's just call it the spoils of war!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-That's a nasty mark you've got on your neck soldier!

-The mark of an enemy knife held against my throat!

Could have been even worse if I had refused to let him take my cherry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You lads look a little too old to be wearing a school uniform!

-Yep! We're training to be insurance brokers but our boss went to a top British public school and he's got some strange ideas!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Toby my star pupil was about to start his first term at Cambridge!

I hated seeing him walk away from me for the last time although I had enjoyed watching him walk away from me so many times as he left my classroom!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Horny bastard but by the time you've got him out of that lot the urge may well have passed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Stop looking at your phone and pay attention to your mate's shooter.....and I'm not talking about the one in his hand!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Must go sweetheart!

I've got to drill the privates on the parade ground!

-Some people have all the luck!

I wouldn't mind drilling some of those fit fuckers myself!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There has always been friction between the Army and the Navy and friction properly applied can have amazing results!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

3 4 1 2 5 in that order!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Parishioners have been queuing three deep at the confessional box since these three priests joined the church!

People are even bringing their own suggestions for absolution!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Not interested in your apple but if you can give me a flash of your peaches!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Cumbria in England is reputedly the "wettest" place in England and when you look at guys like this you can undertand what makes our crotches so moist!

 

[Greg2010]

Penetrating fellow recruit in the barracks... ​

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's been a tough day and your superior rank entitles you to certain privileges!

Now fuck him!"