Military Men/Men in (and out) of Uniform

[Sniffademskidz]

So this is what is known as "bringing up the rear!"

 

[gayzilla]

So this is what is known as "bringing up the rear!"

deme hot asss

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I wouldn't be here now if it weren't for you Jack!

You threw yourself on top of me to protect me from that sniper's bullet!

Actually you nearly killed me yourself 'cos you virtually suffocated me with your cock!

-I know Ben! That's what you call killing someone with kindness!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hurry up Josh! Ive got shooting practice in half an hour!

If i can't shoot my semen straight into your pucker without spilling a drop what chance have I got of scoring a bullseye on the shooting range!?

 

[Superboy69]

 

[bobby719]

 

[Superboy69]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"This is the next best thing to a pinata we've got!

Can't vouch for the goodies inside though!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-You must be very proud of those two little danglers on your chest!

-I am Sir!

-Well pop up to my room after dinner and show me the other two danglers that you're proud of!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When my flag has got the droops Sir you are the only officer who can get it flying at full mast!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-What happened!?

-It was just bloody foreign guys who had heard that we weren't allowed to move during our watch so he thrust his hand between my legs and rubbed....and rubbed....and rubbed till I simply creamed my pants and then collapsed from the ejaculation!

The problem was that the guy was so fucking hot! I hope they manage to identify him so I get to hook up with him again!

 

[Superboy69]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Are you Ok!?

That's the second tricky landing you've had in a week!

Yes thanks! My co-pilot always chooses the wrong time to give me a blowjob!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Sounds a bit extreme to me!

I'd just ask if he could prescribe me a course of "facesitting" to assist my breathing!"

 

[bobby719]

 

[bobby719]

This soldier is packing a weapon!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you get bumped up to the rank of sergeant the privates under you not only know that your door is always open to them but also your legs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"One great mystery is whether Scotsmen wear anything under their kilts!

Another is whether the red berets have red puckers!

Can't answer the first one but I do know how to turn a pink pucker into a red one!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That was one very welcome gust of wind which enabled me to view his own saddle while he was attending to his horse's saddle!

 

[gayzilla]

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hello soldier