The best way for me to respond is from my other minority affiliation, judaism. You are right, the drag queens did not do it for you. You are a wicked son, as defined by another story of liberation.
The following comes from the web site
Passover - Pesach : History and Meaning of Freedom in Faith this extract can be found at:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/passover/thefoursons.html
During the Seder service, we read in the Passover Haggadah that the Torah speaks of four sons, "one wise, one wicked, one simple, and one who does not even know how to ask a question." The Passover Haggadah then proceeds to tell us the questions posed by each of these 'sons', and the reply which we are to give to each of them.
The Wise Son inquires about the special Mitzvos ("Commandments" in Hebrew) of Passover and we are to tell him in detail all the laws and customs of the festival. The Wicked Son asks: "What is this service to you?" By saying "to you", he excludes himself from the Jewish community, and we are told to reply to him sharply. The Simple Son asks: "What is this all about?" In reply, we are to tell him of the Exodus from Egypt. As for the son who does not know how to ask, it is for us to open the conversation with him, as the Torah says, "You shall tell your son on that day, as follows: 'This is on account of what the L-rd did for me when I went forth from Egypt'."