Mixed signals from "straight" guys

[Swellegant]

You should have sung "Unchained Melody" and see if he got the reference. If he does, it's just a matter of who bottoms first.

But people do all sorts of incomprehensible things. I don't like being touched or touching strangers or people I work with, but I know many times I've stopped myself just short of doing exactly what you described, getting behind a person who I'm trying to teach how to do something and just guide his hands. Or her... it's not sexual, it's a control thing. But then you realize that you'd be in this terribly intimate position with someone, and you stop yourself.

Maybe he just isn't as touch-phobic as I am, maybe he wrestled in high school and didn't see anything especially intimate in that position (I mean, all Greco-Roman wrestling looks like sex to me).

Anyway, if that had happened to me, it would be the opening scenario of all knob-polishing fantasies for the next few weeks.

 

[alley]

wut?!

And you didn't videotape it?

I'll be in the corner. Crying.

He wanted to, and even started to pull out his phone but I put the kibosh on that---

 

[USEDCAR]

i would ask him to lock the door again and see what he does.

i remember in high school in computer class this "straight" guy would always touch me or play with my hands.