Moe Moe

[fabulouslyghetto]

Girl what's the tea?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Apple cinnamon.

Girl you a fool. Girl how you like my new phonytail? I had this shit flown in from France.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This thread is about me not you. You're supposed to laud me relentlessly and give due praise on how my blond lacefront wig rivals even Beysus Christ herself.

Girl I know you ain't try'na throw some undacova shade, you better keep it cute or put it on mute.

*sighs* Seeing as how I'm in a generous mood this evening I guess I can make an exception and take the spotlight off of myself for once.

Girl you such a diva.

Oh yeah girl, your new clip-on looks like the real deal. Add some blond streaks to end of that and you'll be sure to win Miss Hopkins Projects '09.

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[fabulouslyghetto]

You better get used to the shade when them other bitter bottomed divas log back on and find out this thread doesn't rise and set on one of their beloved homies.

Girl who you tellin'.

You know you can't give any attention to a member around here whose name isn't in bold. Green-eyed comments are on the horizon my dear.

Girl I hope they try it, I'll read them to the Gods.

Did you see Beysus Christ's new movie Obsessed? I'm gonna wait 'til it come on cable tv, I know good and well Beyonce did as horrible as I predicted she would. Diva on the stage but a failure on camera.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

With that said, she'll never be a Vanessa L. Williams. Now that is a bitch who can do everything and cross genres with ease.

Yes. Vanessa even sold me on that atrocious "Hoe Down Throw Down" video by Miley Cyrus. I ain't know it was Vanessa dancin' in the street in that blazer set. She was GETTIN it! I'm like "Yessss! Go in girl!"

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

She did a music video with Miley? I need to start watching The Disney Channel again, I'm missing out. lol

I didn't know it either 'til a friend pointed it out. Miss Wilhelmina went in honey, she was snappin' them fingers and poppin' like a video girl, IN HEELS!

Fortunately it's only 1:45, that's about as much Miley as I can take. The HILARITY is her saying "I'm gonna add a little hip-hop to this throwdown." Just copy the link and remove the space after the H. Vanessa starts at 0:45

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wjSvmwtuI8

Miss Nessa needs to come on back to hood though and do another movie like "Soul Food". I mean she left every glimmer of Miss America behind and became Lisa Left-Eye Lopes evil spawn from Hell in a matter of seconds. I was rooting at the screen for her to cut that dude from Waiting to Exhale. Come to think, he plays the rotten selfish bastard in all of his movies. Um damn, what's his name?

Fuckin' internet-illiiterate ass black people, girl ain't you ever heard of imdb? (International Movie Database). You type in the movie and they give you all the tea, including the cast.

You would be referring to my husband Miles (aka Michael Beach). I forgave him for fuckin' my sister Faith and we've moved on.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That's what friends are for.

What about when you fucked my first husband, is what what friends are for too?

But when the cops come it's up to you to come up with a convincing alibi on how he managed to get in there along with the sneakers.

Girl..... "Officer I'm just a dainty li'l fem bottom, there's no way I coulda liffed his big skrong muscalar body into that tub." If that don't work I'll just get outta this the same way I got the extortion, DUI, aggrevated assault and destruction of public property charged dropped. Suck him off in the back seat of his patrol vehicle.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh please, that doesn't count. That was strictly business. You can't hate on me for being steady on my ho grind.

When you hear about me fucking you hubbies for free or cooking them chicken tetrazzini, that's when you call The Jerry Springer Show.

Girl I know you seen this video. Call me immature but this thing has had me crackin' up for days.

"Picking up some chicken wings honey?"

"Every time I see you it looks like you've gained another 20 lbs."

"You're running around here with a double-chin calling yourself a diva."

"Your hair is a fool."

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^How did you happen to find that?!^

Oh my god, I'm about to piss myself.

"I can actually act you silly ho!"

You make them on xtranormal.com. You pick two characters, a setting, type in the dialogue and it makes the film for you. It's hella childish but some of 'em are funny. I made one of Chris Brown at his trial but I'ma redo it before I post it.

"Bitch I'm pretty too. Get into me."

"I'm surprised you can get your fat ankles into anything labeled."

"House of Cheap. Now that's the tea."

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The broken computer speak just does it for me.

"Oh Lord

Here's this bitch again

Gosh all I want to do is come to the corner and get a fucking coffee and what do I see

Beyonce."

LOL. I swear those things are addictive. After I did my Chris Brown one I got a bunch of ideas. Mariah reading Rihanna, Jay-Z reading Lil Wayne, Tyler Perry reading Eddy Murphy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^You still haven't complimented me on my brand new surgically-enhanced breasteses. How do you like 'em, they look real or plastic and stiff like Barbie's?

I even had them pierced so I can moonlight as Janet Jackson now.

Cassie girl you know I like yo' new titties but I'ma slap the shit outta you for savin' the side of your head, lookin' like a damn fool. And your reasoning was worse. So your mom will call you a rock star? Yeahhh, okay girl.

Where has that little yellow piece of tail talkintotherain been with his tales of being painted and STD scares?

 

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As for Rain and his whereabouts, don't worry he's been in me for the past couple of days. Don't fret yourself, we've been using our rubbers. No creampies here ma'am.

Joan: Ellis, are my eyes playing tricks on me? What is this silly fag talking about? He knows good and damn well that Talkintotherain belongs to FabG.

Ellis: Joan, I don't know what's going on but something tell me there's a Fail on the horizon.

 

[syntax]

Could you two please tone down the "blackness" of this thread?

I'm a white and am having trouble understanding your ethnic references and your use of "ebonics." (That's the language you blacks speak right?)

Thank you for accommodating my request. This is after all JustUsBoys, not JustUsBlacks.

I'm sure you understand.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Could you two please tone down the "blackness" of this thread?

I'm a white and am having trouble understanding your ethnic references and your use of "ebonics." (That's the language you blacks speak right?)

Thank you for accommodating my request. This is after all JustUsBoys, not JustUsBlacks.

I'm sure you understand.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh no he di'int disrespect me like that!

Hold my purse, earrangs, and Kools menthol cigarittes. I'm about to make like Queen Latifah and set it off up in this bitch.

Yes girl! We gone tag-team him like we tag-teamed that piece of trade we met at the bus station last night. Versatile top my ass, that thang wasn't nothin' but a bottom.

 

[syntax]

Cut me? Aren't your people spear chuckers?

 

[syntax]

Spear chucker, what the hell? I feel like I've landed in a Spike Lee movie.

*throws garbage can through syntax's front window*

HAAAATTTEEEE! This is for Radio Raheem!

Radio Raheem?

Sounds like an Islamic Terrorist Site to my white American Ears.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Moe Moe girl let's ride out on this fool.

You know the routine girl, crawl through the trunk and unlock the driver's door for me. Now you know the AC don't work so bring plenty of 40s to keep us cool.

 

[syntax]

Ike Turner's.

Ike Turner. Another one of your terrorist icons. Isn't he dead?

I live in an ivory tower.

Like one of your fellow traveler's claims:

You can't touch this:

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^And apparently you don't know how to touch it either. Embedding disabled by request.

Try again, tough guy.

Yessss girl get that read in. Failed embedding.