Moe Moe

[fabulouslyghetto]

I mean you don't come in here on our turf and on our side of town causing ruckus.

You don't see me at the Neil Diamond concert, screaming at everyone to tone down their "whiteness" and for Neil to stop singing in unintelligible forms of ivoronics.

Motherfuckers just ain't got no kind of manners nowadays. *huffs, kicks chair*

Yes girl. Bump this girl, I need to re-up on my crack cocaine. You got the Rick James records ready girl?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You know damn well that I had to pawn all of my Rick James albums to keep from getting my lights cut off.

The usual monthly roll in the sack wasn't enough for the Commonwealth Edison man this month. I had to throw in a little bonus on the side.

Yes girl this recession is killin' my bussy. I had to let my landlord double-penetrate me with his cousin or he was gonna evict me. You know girl, it don't hurt as much as you'd think it would. It was actually better than one dick.

You know my motto; I'll try anything once, twice if I like it.

 

[syntax]

You know my motto; I'll try anything once, twice if I like it.

Have you ever tried getting a job?

BTW, I am not racist. My maid is a Mexican and I voted for Obama.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Have you ever tried getting a job?

Fuck that. Why get a job when I can sit at home playing Playstation and have the government send me free checks? Jobs are for stupid people.

Which reminds me, it's time to go update my information at the welfare office.

>>grabs forced medical charts, safety helmet and walking stick<<

 

[syntax]

I bet you even had three of us all at your house for dinner at the same time.

The only time I've had three blacks in my house was when I watched a "Destiny's Child" DVD.

Where did you learn to write proper American? I hear the public schools in Chicago are dreadful. A waste of taxpayer dollars, IMO.

 

[syntax]

Fuck that. Why get a job when I can sit at home playing Playstation and have the government send me free checks? Jobs are for stupid people.

Which reminds me, it's time to go update my information at the welfare office.

>>grabs forced medical charts, safety helmet and walking stick<<

It's that kind of lazy attitude, young man, that is going to allow the Orientals to take over this country.

We white people didn't free your ancestors so that you can collect welfare. We freed your ancestors so you can occupy menial jobs at minimum wage.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It's that kind of lazy attitude, young man, that is going to allow the Orientals to take over this country.

We white people didn't free your ancestors so that you can collect welfare. We freed your ancestors so you can occupy menial jobs at minimum wage.

Girl boom. How y'all gone tell us to get jobs and then throw us free money up the wazoo?

Alls I had to do was have a few illegitimate kids and...BAM! Payday.

You seen the pay rates? The average American can't even afford the average house. Occumapation don't pay. And don't get me started on cawllege, payin' all that money to get a degree that win't werf toilet paper? Ha! Suckers.

 

[syntax]

Ol' Massa back on the plantation learned me how to read and write just like you good white folks. Seeing as how he is my daddy and all.

In that case, I'd expect that you would show more respect and gratitude to the Whites.

Your white dad taught you how to read and write. Did your black momma teach you how to suck cock and smoke crack?

 

[Alpha1851]

Are you fellas "speaking" ebonics or queer?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Are you fellas "speaking" ebonics or queer?

Lil bit of column A, lil bit of column B. Quit actin' like you don't know what we're saying, you know you're a certified sista.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Alright now, you don't be talkin' 'bout my mama. For your fucking information, she taught me how to bag and sell the shit, not smoke it. Only a hard-up crusty hype (like maybe yourself for instance) gets high off their own supply.

Shit, don't be poppin off at the mouth to me just b/c my mama taught me better than that.

Sir Whitey can kiss my ass for all I give a fuck. Just b/c he paid my way through school doesn't change the fact he molested me and all my relatives (up the butt raw w/o lube mind you) for as long as I can remember.

Yesss girl! Get that read in girl.

 

[giorgiobaby]

Dayhum! I love you girls

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Dayhum! I love you girls

Girl come over here and put some of that love juice in my bussy. It's already 4 pm and I haven't had a single hot beef injection for the day.

 

[giorgiobaby]

I would but with traffic and all, it could be real late....you know driving all the way from Georgia....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I would but with traffic and all, it could be real late....you know driving all the way from Georgia....

Girl boom, you told me you was a millionaire with a private jet. That's the only reason I've been givin' it up to you every weekend.

I shoulda known better, "Ohh, this is my friend's '87 Corsica, my Benzo is in the shop." LIES!

 

[giorgiobaby]

I never told you that, you's high and confused with someone else here that likes to talk up all the time. I was busy posting on LB's latin thread.

 

[Alpha1851]

Lil bit of column A, lil bit of column B. Quit actin' like you don't know what we're saying, you know you're a certified sista.

Please, last time I checked, this aint the month of February. I don't gotta pretend to be all friendly and shit until your people's month roles around again.

*That's the best I can do I'm very fluent in hillbilly though*


I can't believe Blackwolf is missing this shit.

Remember when he posted the satrical blog, "Stuff Educated Black People Like"?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Please, last time I checked, this aint the month of February. I don't gotta pretend to be all friendly and shit until your people's month roles around again.

*That's the best I can do I'm very fluent in hillbilly though*


I can't believe Blackwolf is missing this shit.

Remember when he posted the satrical blog, "Stuff Educated Black People Like"?

Yesssss girl! That was hilarious. Blackwolf is probably taking another I'm Better Than All Of You break.

 

[giorgiobaby]

Better than all of who? I don't know Blackwolf, guess I'll find out eventually

 

[Alpha1851]

But you are friendly to us coloreds Alph. You don't even clutch your purse tightly when I walk pass or ignore me when I say hello to you in the elevator.

Did you get that scenario from reckless tortuga's youtube vid? My white friends and I love that improv group. Did you see see the car vid, where the white girl rolls up her car windows as soon as the black guy pulled up next to her? That's my fav!

Of course I'm nice to African Americans.