Moe Moe

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Girl boom. How y'all gone tell us to get jobs and then throw us free money up the wazoo?

Alls I had to do was have a few illegitimate kids and...BAM! Payday.

Young man, I wish I could invite you to my Bible Study Group so you can do your "jive" talk and show those bleeding heart liberals what a waste of money welfare checks and education are on you people.

Unfortunately, we don't let blacks into the church. (well, except for the cleaning lady, of course, but that is STRICTLY after hours.)

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Young man, I wish I could invite you to my Bible Study Group so you can do your "jive" talk and show those bleeding heart liberals what a waste of money welfare checks and education are on you people.

Unfortunately, we don't let blacks into the church. (well, except for the cleaning lady, of course, but that is STRICTLY after hours.)

Waste of money? Waste of money?! I don't waste that money, I spend it on things I need like Ipods and Louis Vuitton sneakers and sometimes a li'l bit of that herb and I ain't tawkin' about oregano if you follow me.

I say keep it comin', what incentive is there to get up off my couch if I can use said couch to make a few babies and...BA-DOW! Payday!

Welfare is the best thing to happen to this country since government.

 

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It's been such a delight rappin' witcha homes!

Unfortunately, I have to log off. My Gay Mans Volleyball Team is holding a Celebrity Fashion Show Fundraiser to STOP THE GENOCIDE IN DARFUR. (Guess who got asked to do the PowerPoint Info Session?)

Are you aware of the tragedy in the country of Africa? Not only are they infecting each other with AIDS, Ebola, Ooogy Boogy and other black diseases, but now they're getting killed by, of all people, the Sand Niggers.

Peace out!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Darfur? Yeah I know Darfur he stay down on 52nd and Prospect, got two kids wit' umm.. ummm what'shername? Keisha. Yeah that's a cool ass nigga.

 

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Girl you black like me, just ask the cabdriver.

Young lady, I would remind you that posting insults like the above is a violation of the JUB Code of Conduct.

If my deep Christian faith did not guide me to grant forgiveness, I would report this outrageous slur.

I assure you that the only blood in my body that comes even close to "black" is from a Sicilian great-grandmother on my father's side. Other than that, I am 100% American.

Word up?

 

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Sheeeit, gurrl. You get me on Tyra, I'ma gonna lick your pussy like your pussy never been licked befo'. Ima gonna git all up inside that.

You gonna feel so goooood, gurrrl, you gonna think you just won a free shopping spree at the Korean Beauty Supply store.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Booty shakin' interlude

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh yeah this thread gets moved to Fun & Games, but the Treanir, Dirty Hispanics and Asian threads, they're totally Hot Topic worthy.

[strike]Unbelievable.[/strike] Unsurprising.

Fixed that for you girl.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

hello fabulouslyghetto and Moe

Hey Mr. Gumby. We been kicked outta Hot Topics.....AGAIN.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

well, it safe here in F&G

how are you?

Decent. I made some of Olive Garden's alfredo sauce with some chicken fettucini and it was great but my tummy hurts now.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

hug to feel better....

Thanks sweetheart.

 

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This one's for you moe and marley:

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^Who da fudge is dat? Dat look lyk mah mailman.

 

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Elvis
was a hero
to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and john wayne

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Yessssssssssss! You betta play that Public Enemy.

 

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Mother fuck him and John Wayne: