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Thankfully not physically.
A little back story, i don't know if i've mentioned it but i'm currently on my holidays in Agra India, and while the sightseeing is out of this world the man sex is a bit light on the ground barring a quick chug with some swarthy chap in a filthy bog, so i was a bit desperate and i asked the hotel concierge if there was any gay saunas around the place, and indeed there was, a quick taxi ride was arranged and shortly thereafter we pulled up outside The Golden Monkey Sauna, as you can imagine the place was a bit of a shithole, but it was heaving with people, some of them even doable, i paid up, got my towel and after putting my stuff in the locker went for a stroll around the place with the towel just draped over my shoulder.
Everything was a bit dated but clean enough, i had a quick shower, dried off then headed to the back/darkroom, the place was chock-a-block with cock, cock as far as the eye could see, which was admittedly just a foot or two, but you get the idea, the place was open for business and after a few minutes so was i, i had more cock in me that night than Telly Savalas has had lollipops, i worked my way through an army of dicks.
Finally after a couple of hours i began to come to my senses, i think the heat had got to me, i finally managed to decipher some of the voices and noises around me, it was then i heard a monkey screech, i didn't believe my ears at first, needless to say i quickly exited and made my way to the entrance, the guy on the front desk was Australian, they get everywhere, and i asked him and sure enough the club/sauna has a monkey mascot that roams around the place.
So anyhoo to get to the point of this thread, have you ever had any horrific or even funny experiences while searching for sex ?
(not actually monkey, he was more a chimp)
A little back story, i don't know if i've mentioned it but i'm currently on my holidays in Agra India, and while the sightseeing is out of this world the man sex is a bit light on the ground barring a quick chug with some swarthy chap in a filthy bog, so i was a bit desperate and i asked the hotel concierge if there was any gay saunas around the place, and indeed there was, a quick taxi ride was arranged and shortly thereafter we pulled up outside The Golden Monkey Sauna, as you can imagine the place was a bit of a shithole, but it was heaving with people, some of them even doable, i paid up, got my towel and after putting my stuff in the locker went for a stroll around the place with the towel just draped over my shoulder.
Everything was a bit dated but clean enough, i had a quick shower, dried off then headed to the back/darkroom, the place was chock-a-block with cock, cock as far as the eye could see, which was admittedly just a foot or two, but you get the idea, the place was open for business and after a few minutes so was i, i had more cock in me that night than Telly Savalas has had lollipops, i worked my way through an army of dicks.
Finally after a couple of hours i began to come to my senses, i think the heat had got to me, i finally managed to decipher some of the voices and noises around me, it was then i heard a monkey screech, i didn't believe my ears at first, needless to say i quickly exited and made my way to the entrance, the guy on the front desk was Australian, they get everywhere, and i asked him and sure enough the club/sauna has a monkey mascot that roams around the place.
So anyhoo to get to the point of this thread, have you ever had any horrific or even funny experiences while searching for sex ?
(not actually monkey, he was more a chimp)
