More subtle: what if gays had....

[Kulindahr]

Until the human body has evolved to some radioactive state, use this on your penis:

(nontoxic!)

No radioactivity required, just some bioengineering (see post 19).

Of course it would only work the way I propose if there really is a "gay gene" to link it to.

 

[FanofFiction]

Sometimes we use glow in the dark condoms. So sometimes gays do have glow in the dark erections!

 

[Críostóir]

Who would those be?

The closeted straight guys who like guys?

The white trash guys wearing the "wife-beaters?"

The guys who beat their boyfriends, or lie and cheat, or habitually slander other people, or vote Republican. You know, BAD guys.

My hard-on color matches my hair color!

OK, I believe you're a redhead, but day-glo bright knock-your-eyes-out red?

 

[cityboy-stl]

Here you go!

 

[Kulindahr]

Here you go!

Hardly genetic.