Morning Wood Situations during Teen years…Question?

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

All men have gotten Morning Wood during their Teen years, so my questions are pertaining to funny, hot, or weird Situations that may have occurred when you had Morning Wood.

For those who are not familiar with the term Morning Wood, Morning Wood is when you have a boner or penis erection in the morning around the time you wake up.

• Where was the weirdest place you’ve gotten Morning Wood?
• What Masturbation Techniques did you use to take care of your Morning Wood?
• Have you ever been caught taking care of your Morning Wood?
• What material did you use to take care of your Morning Wood?
• Do any of you still get Morning Wood?

 

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

The weirdest place I have gotten Morning Wood was on a weekend camping trip when I was in High School. When I woke up my dick was hard as rock and I thought nothing of it because I woke up in the tent by myself. For the rest of the camping trip the other kids kept giggling at me and making weird comments that I didn't understand until one of my buddies showed me a picture of me with morning wood and later told me that everyone seen it.

I was like RJ Berger on the first scene of the first episode; after I started noticing the constant morning boners I always kept lotion and tissue in my drawers. I would slide my boxers off and Single fist jerk off, I loved humping my bed, and on the days where I would take a shower before school I would masturbate in the shower by stroking my soaped up penis all the way to orgasm.

I got caught humping the bed butt naked by my brother because I forgot to lock my door; he didn't care because he's jerked off too. I got caught jerking off in the bathroom at my friend’s house by my friend I didn't even know he was in the bathroom or the bathroom door was open until he scared me by smacking me on my ass and said in a joking tone “what the hell are you doing” lol.

When I was a teenager I used to use my imagination “girls and guys with big butts”, free online pictures or videos of big booty guys and girls, and this porn dvd that I stole from my father's porn collection.

I only get morning wood if I did not get laid the night before, and it's easier and faster to take care of my morning boners now because I have a pussy pocket and a fleshjack (butt hole).

 

[Oneiric]

I wake up with it every morning lol still in my teens i usually just wait til its not hard and jack off when i get home unless im just in the mood

 

[IowaGuy]

Great pictures bty !

 

[racer2438]

we are in our 40+ and 50+ and we still wake up with wood......

 

[blackbeltninja]

35 here, still get morning wood most days.

I do notice when I don't get it, though. It used to be rare, like once every 3 months; these days it's maybe twice a week where I don't have a stiffy waving at me when I wake up.

-d-

 

[LAPan75]

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Yup, I do not think Morning Wood ever really goes away.

Luckily I have a wife who likes it and takes advantage of it.

Would love to live a scenario where I stay with a friend and wake up with a rager and find him 'helping' me out with it though.​

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[westly34]

48 and still wake up every morning with wood , last year was away with my son and his friend got up early on sat and was looking out a window when my sons friend came up from behind as i turned around to say good morning all i saw was his morning wood in his boxers, he said he saw me get up and he could not go back to sleep and he needed to pee. well i was hard standing there my self and said i got up to pee also , he and i both went out side to pee it took me a while to go after that he went back to bed .

 

[lambdaboy]

Interesting for all of us to know. If you ever worried about erectile dysfunction, you should know that if you get morning wood you don't have it. A person with the actual condition can not get it

 

[EuroSoccer]

Lol teen years.............
I have more hardons and morning woods now than when I was a teen

 

[MatttheBruinsfan]

Interesting for all of us to know. If you ever worried about erectile dysfunction, you should know that if you get morning wood you don't have it. A person with the actual condition can not get it

Not strictly true, some erectile dysfunction is brought on by performance anxiety or other psychological issues. Having morning wood does indicate that there's not a physical problem
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[jjonn3]

Most of the time I had my own room so I just set my alarm a few minutes earlier than I needed and I enjoyed the morning wood! The only time it was a problem was at sleepovers or when I had a roommate in college.

The only thing that saved me in college was that my roommate had earlier classes than I did so usually by the time I got up he was already gone.

 

[Sexyboy1111]

That happened to me my dad came in ,in the morning and I had a huge boner and he woke me up and asked me about it and I said "it's nice right?" and he said yes and started to jack me off and I came all over his and he dose that every morning
Love you dad

 

[AlmondMilk]

A neighbor friend slept over and I woke up with morning wood. I ran to the bathroom and took a piss...and luckily it went down haha

 

[Spiff]

All men regardless of age (with normal health circumstances) get morning wood.

 

[jjonn3]

A neighbor friend slept over and I woke up with morning wood. I ran to the bathroom and took a piss...and luckily it went down haha

And while you were in the bathroom he probably stayed in bed waiting for his morning wood to go down!

 

[jo_addict]

All men regardless of age (with normal health circumstances) get morning wood.

I get one every morning. In fact it wakes me up..... It is sometimes early or closer to my get up time. I am not a teenager (I wish). I take "care of it"or save the cum for later in the day.

 

[bedouin]

During High School I used to get morning wood during the first class, didn't matter if I jerked off when i woke up, by the time it got to around 9:30 i'd be standing to attention again. In most of my classes I sat next to a guy called James, I discovered he had the same problem. He always wore addidas trackies to school, so when he got hard there was no hiding it!! I remember the first time I noticed we were in German. It was the first time I'd seen another guy hard!! He saw me looking at the bulge, and we both got so embarrased. Eventually we joked about it, and by the end of the school term it was like a race to see who would get hard first, whoever got hard would put their hand on the desk with their thumb up. We didn't discuss it with anyone else, it was just this thing between the two of us. That was about 15 years ago, and just the other day I bumped into him, we spoke for maybe 20 mins about what we'd been up to since leaving school and stuff, as we chatted I was remembering back to that first day in German, I didn't mention it, but when we were saying our goodbyes and wishing each other well he put his hand out and gave me the thumbs up and we both just laughed. If he only knew how many times i've jerked of to that image!!

 

[jjonn3]

During High School I used to get morning wood during the first class, didn't matter if I jerked off when i woke up, by the time it got to around 9:30 i'd be standing to attention again. In most of my classes I sat next to a guy called James, (SNIP) That was about 15 years ago, and just the other day I bumped into him, we spoke for maybe 20 mins about what we'd been up to since leaving school and stuff, as we chatted I was remembering back to that first day in German, I didn't mention it, but when we were saying our goodbyes and wishing each other well he put his hand out and gave me the thumbs up and we both just laughed. If he only knew how many times i've jerked of to that image!!

Funny when things like that happen - you were both too embarrassed to talk about it back then - now you can laugh -

But the frustrating part is wondering what might have happened if you had the courage to talk about it then!

 

[ibill1]

During High School I used to get morning wood during the first class, didn't matter if I jerked off when i woke up, by the time it got to around 9:30 i'd be standing to attention again. In most of my classes I sat next to a guy called James, I discovered he had the same problem. He always wore addidas trackies to school, so when he got hard there was no hiding it!! I remember the first time I noticed we were in German. It was the first time I'd seen another guy hard!! He saw me looking at the bulge, and we both got so embarrased. Eventually we joked about it, and by the end of the school term it was like a race to see who would get hard first, whoever got hard would put their hand on the desk with their thumb up. We didn't discuss it with anyone else, it was just this thing between the two of us. That was about 15 years ago, and just the other day I bumped into him, we spoke for maybe 20 mins about what we'd been up to since leaving school and stuff, as we chatted I was remembering back to that first day in German, I didn't mention it, but when we were saying our goodbyes and wishing each other well he put his hand out and gave me the thumbs up and we both just laughed. If he only knew how many times i've jerked of to that image!!

This is such a cool story. I'm in my 50's and find my morning wood is the most intense erection I get all day. It has always been that way for some reason. It is like I am going to explode, so to speak.