Most embarassing thing you did when you were drunk

[sexsomniac]

If you haven't done anything embarrassing, tell us what you've heard what other people did. For myself, I have yet to do anything stupid for I don't get drunk easily. But I do have stories of other people to tell.

I have a friend whose farther ran on campus hostel for students and faculty members. One night, this visiting professor from another city, who came to attend seminar, got drunk so bad that he suck off his str8 roomie cock while he was asleep. Unfortunately, the str8 guy, who was as well a professor, wasn't drunk enough and woke up in the middle of late night blow job. He was mad and kicked the hell out of horny professor and filed a complaint to my friend's dad who was the head of that hostel. But before my friend's dad could proceed with any action, out of embarrassment that horny professor packed his stuffs and left the hostel without telling anyone.

So tell me your story.

 

[G-Lexington]

I've never been drunk.

Well, OK, once I sipped my tropical drink too fast, and I said "unnershtand" instead of "understand". Pubert was stunned that I was actually tipsy for the first time, and started laughing. So I sipped water for 15 minutes until it went away.

...not really embarrassing at all, but that's the only story I got.

Lex

 

[M4P]

Got sick all over someone's bathroom

Hey, I was only 18

 

[Telstra]

i never get drunk but people say that i ...........

 

[Adrock-JD]

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[BlondeCanadian]

oh god, i have some doosies but probably the most embarassing was passing out on someones bathroom floor with my pants down then being brough back to my room where i fell on the floor and pukedd then i gave this guy i sort of knew but had no clue was bi head

 

[sabot3ur]

maybe fighting with my boyfriend in front of people bobby and whitney style, lol.


but he started it!

 

[bokan800]

I told the taxi driver that I love him hahahaha....

 

[kevbo]

Dancing.

'Nuff said.

 

[kevbo]

Oh, and one time I was at a bar with a big group of friends. I look over at one of my girl friends and ask if I can do a cleavage shot. She said, "Sure, as long as I can do a cleavage shot off you."

So I try to take a cleavage shot off her chest, but in my drunken stupor, the shot glass slips out of my mouth and spills all over her.

Yeah. That didn't discourage her. She's like, "Alright, now take your shirt off."

So, I did. Then I pushed my flabby man tits together, and she successfully did a cleavage shot off of me.



I'll keep looking through my facebook pictures to see if any other embarrassing moments have been documented.

 

[Corny]

We just had umm a few beers like we do often, and suddenly everybody was naked.

 

[kevbo]

Oh, yeah

My friends had to introduce the beer helmet because of me:

 

[ozguy]

Probably pissing the bed at a mate's place.

 

[godson112]

Too many to name. Throwing up NUMEROUS times... three of which were in clubs ON the actual bar...

Calling my best friend my God and telling him I'm going to worship him, telling all my friends how much I want to shag/blow my other friends, coming out to all my friends, getting kicked out of clubs, sleeping on doorsteps, falling out of taxis...

I need to learn my limits.

 

[Curiosities]

I'm quite friendly when drunk.

I have the tendency to say hi to inanimate objects, like walls...lamps...carpets...

I'm also quite loud, without knowing. Like, I'd shout out stuff like thank you, and excuse me without knowing. I did that with the waiter once.

Not much..haha.

But my BROTHER on the other hand
1) Pee'd into his girlfriend's closet.
2) Rinsed his mouth with toilet water.
3) Fell asleep with his face IN the toilet.
4) Fell asleep outside in a pool of dirt water that he breathed in and out for 8 hours.

 

[IntoEternity]

Making many, many, many unappropriate comments... whether it be because they were offensive, loud, nonsensical or a combination of the above. Very embarassing to me, mostly because I'm a person that generally thinks carefully before speaking or acting.

I'm also the type of person to wander when I get drunk. It's happened before where I've blacked out and wandered off, leaving the rest of the night a complete mystery to both myself and my friends.

 

[Elwood]

Ha ha there are several from my younger days. One of the best was one year after the St. Patrick's day parade, ( we started drinking at 10:00 A.M ) we were at a bar and I decided to stand up on a chair only to be whacked in the head by a ceiling fan. It is still mentioned by my friends 'till this day.

 

[derelictdarrel]

sucked off a stranger at a park.

 

[irydion]

well, on the pictures from one party, I am sort of leaning on a (seemingly straight) guy I had a little crush on. I guess it might have been sort of embarassing for him, although he does not look very embarassed on the photos, just stoned. He didn't drink alcohol, unlike me, but there were other things on the party, uh uh. I hope I didn't say or do too much then. Because I don't quite recall it.

Also, I engaged in a heated discussion with a certain pleasant, but nationalistic lad, saying that their royal dinasty originated from another nation (which is true, but I guess they don't want to remember that) and that they are in fact some puny part of that other nation. I remember I was doing it for fun, just to make him a little mad, but he took it completely seriously I guess. I got suddenly sobered when I saw his face, full of anger and hate, staring at me. Oh well.

Also, I vomitted, and I had an epic fall on a pavement while walking home.

Oh, and writing an e-mail to my mum, in which I was apologising for not writing correctly, because I am under influence of alcohol.

Also, I was talking a lot about how I want peace in the Middle East.

I guess it could've been worse.

 

[Corny]

Too many to name. Throwing up NUMEROUS times... three of which were in clubs ON the actual bar...

Calling my best friend my God and telling him I'm going to worship him, telling all my friends how much I want to shag/blow my other friends, coming out to all my friends, getting kicked out of clubs, sleeping on doorsteps, falling out of taxis...

I need to learn my limits.

You are a brit ... right ?