Most Embarrassing 'Drunk in Front of Your Family' Moment ?

[Joshua_me]

Ahh yes, many of us have experienced them...

Many of which have happened during the holidays. So as they approach yet again, I thought I'd start a thread about them.

For me, it's an easy one. I was a Freshmen in college and home for the very first time since classes started for the Christmas season.

My Mom had a huge Christmas Eve party, with at least 75 people or so... It was catered and there was an open bar.

"An open bar" *sigh* Or as I called it back then, "heaven on Earth."

Well, long story short I got a snoot full, and according to others I very politely excused myself and went upstairs to bed.

If only it had ended there.

In what I can only describe as 'drunken sleepwalking', I got back out of bed, completely naked, and walked back downstairs... Past rooms full of Mom's friends and into the kitchen to get a glass of water. I drank the water and casually sashayed back upstairs to bed.

But, it gets even worse.

Days later, when most everyone had stopped laughing, a neighbor who was at the party told me that I seemed quite, um, 'aroused' during my little journey...she then went on to tell me that I was going to make some girl VERY happy one day.



Good God, the horror....

Let's hear your story....

 

[LiquidSky]

When I was in high school, I went to a party and got plastered on screw drivers. My friends had to drive me home. My dad got me in the shower to try to sober me up. The next day I felt so shitty that both mom and dad felt like I had learned my lesson......naturally, at 16 I hadn't.

 

[adzaell]

I have had 2, but the latest one was 2 weekends ago.

WEnt to a buck's night for a friend and got so wasted, i couldn't speak. caught a cab, not to my house though. went to my parents for some reason and stumbled in, and pased out in front of them. my parents paid for the cab and put me to bed, and i woke up without a hangover.

so all in all, i ended up ahead!

 

[Corny]

Never had one in front of my family At family parties usually most of us are at least somewhat drunk, and end up going crazy on the dancefloor or so (I have many female cousins in the +-3 years age range).
As for other embarrassing drunk moments .. well this thread was not about them

 

[kevbo]

Christmas '06...

Lots of eggnog. Lots of SoCo.

My family also found out that I take really big hits off bongs.

They also tell me I was petting my mom's hair like a dog, and I put some of it in my mouth. While she was sitting next to me having a conversation.

 

[alley]

No one but my ex-wife has seen me really plastered, but she was all the family I've had for a while.

I did not have a drink until a few years after I was married.

The first time I got bombed was when we went on a cruise to Mexico. We had gotten to the ship early---got settled in and then hit the pool area. The waiters were very nice D) and kept offering these fruity-rum drinks. They went down fast and easy. So---We both were blasted before the ship left port and staggered back to the room. I proceeded to hurl into a small trash can next to the bed--which unfortunately had no liner and was perforated with some kind of design--so the puke ended up on the floor anyway. Probably ruined a towel cleaning it up--left a decent sized tip for the maid.

 

[versatastic]

I don't really get that drunk in front of family.

Once, though, during a christmas party one of my mom's co-workers started stripping.

At another family get together, my brother-in-law got a little too excited when my dad broke out the blue label. An hour later he was keeled over in a corner and dry heaving over a basin with his 2 year old daughter bouncing around him trying to play with him. My sister was really pissed off.

 

[G-Lexington]

Never been drunk. In front of family or elsewhere. Utterly boring.

Lex

 

[adzaell]

Never been drunk. In front of family or elsewhere. Utterly boring.

Lex

I suggest you try it! very much fun!

 

[Sam Blum]

Gosh, those are all very funny and amusing, whereas my single moment of drunkeness in front of my family was simply ugly and horrible: When I was eighteen my beautiful Spanish boyfriend took me out to a (really rough) local pub to meet up with some friends. We had races throwing back Rocket Fuels and were thrown right out of the hotel shortly after for being too rough! BF drove me home again and when we arrived Mama was very angry, telling us both off... I called out (from where I'd fallen over on the lawn to throw up) "leave him alone...I LOOOOOVE him..." Amazing that wasn't he last time he saw me. She told him to drag me inside, and as I staggered through the lounge filled with my sister and a big bunch of her friends, I fell into the fireplace and vomited so badly it came out of my nostrils. They all took me outside again and hosed me down and laughed at me. I had no respect left at all, needless to say.

 

[relaxin13]

I graduated high school the same time my sister graduated college, and my parents decided it would be a good idea to throw a big party. So, all of my friends, my sister's friends, and the our family friends came over for a big party under a large tent with a ton of sangria and beer. I was relatively inexperienced with alcohol, and needless to say I got obliterated. I ended up puking with half my body behind a tree, but not before I had changed the party music to early 80's Metallica and headbanged with my sister's then-boyfriend for a while. Shortly after I had finished puking, my sister and my dad carried me to my bed, in front of the whole party, as it was still pretty early.

Not my finest moment.

 

[TKNAKED]

Ok .. as long as we're being honest and willing to laugh at ourselves ... As there have been many moments in front of family ... here's my latest in front of friends. And if anyone has any suggestions how I can face these people again ... I'm open to suggestions.
It was a mixed party. Dinner to celebrate three october b-days, mine being one. I hadn't had any alcohol for quite some time. I knew there were going to be some heavy drinkers at the party.
I remember very little of the event. I recall having my first drink, and then getting a refill from the hosts bf. Strange I thought, he didn't put anymore ice in the glass. The other thing I remember is getting up after dinner to go outside and smoke, sitting on the curb, I never made it back to the party.
Now waking up the next morning, not remembering how I got into my apt. Thank goodness I rode to the party with friends.
He ( best friend ) called me to see how I was feeling. I wasn't at my best and asked him how I got home. He told me he and his bf carried me into my apt and dumped me on the couch. Funny cause I did wake up in bed, but my clothes were all over the living room.
So ... the worst part ...
He asked what I remember of the night ... then asked if I remembered what I said as I got up to go outside ...
He told me I said something to the effect that I had caught him a bathroom getting a dick shoved up his ass.
I don't recall ever in our many years as friends ever catching him in this situation ... or why I would have said it in the room full of other people.
Good thing he is such a great freind and still loves me ...
We didn't go into anymore details of the night ... not sure I want to know.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Years ago, I stood at the end of a long banquet table and yanked the tablecloth, thinking I was a magician.

I had a lot of dry cleaning bills to pay the next day.

 

[wanky_window]

Swinging my cock up my own arse by mistake.

 

[maxpowr9]

Sadly enough, I never had any embarassing moments of drinking in front of the family. I have a high tolerance for alcohol. In front of friends is another story.

However, my mom takes the cake for embarassing moments. At my brother's baccalaureate (SP?) mass before college graduation. They had some cheap white wine that was complimentary. My mom being the classy lady she is, started to pour some into Poland Springs bottles and drink it out of that. So my mom got a little tipsy and she thought it was a good idea to flirt with the dean of my brother's college. The worst part was, my mom called my brother over and she started to go on and on and compliment the dean on his good looks and charming personality. Eventually, we shut her off and drove her back to my brother's apartment.

 

[Joshua_me]

So....

Any new drunken family memories to share ?
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(Oh, that's right, bitches, I bumped my own thread... I'm self-absorbed like that...)

 

[Absolut]

I essentially had to be pulled out of the gutter on Opening Day of the 2005 MLB season, which was the last season at the "old" Busch Stadium. It's a holiday here anyways

But yeah. My cousins continuously fed me Jager bombs, probably about 8 or 9 of them along with beers, which one can only deduce how that ended up...

I remember laying down in the back of my parents' minivan, watching the lights of the highway go by. It took my brother-in-law and my father both to throw me in there...

I didn't puke though!

 

[CudDULL]

I've never been drunk in front of my family. I don't want to waste a chance to ruin my liver on my family...

 

[Joshua_me]

. My cousins continuously fed me Jager bombs, probably about 8 or 9 of them along with beers, which one can only deduce how that ended up...

Jager is one thing that I just can't handle anymore.

The last time... Well, I woke up in my clothes, couldn't find my wallet, had to rush to the front window to see if my car was in the driveway...



It wasn't pretty.

 

[Absolut]

Jager really is the devil

Unless it's in a red headed slut or a surfer on acid!