George Clooney (annoyingly cocky but can't seem to play anyone but himself, George Clooney the megastar.)
Brad Pitt (Never found him all that good looking and his acting is dull and lifeless no matter what he does.)
Taylor Swift (sounds like a 12-year-old nasally girl when she sings)
Britney Spears (where's the talent? It's never been there and never will be. Maybe people are finally realizing this, seeing as how there are still lots of empty spots left for her comeback concerts.)
Justin Timberlake (He has Timbaland to thank, and maybe Usher a bit too, because there is nothing original about this whiny voiced little guy.)
Eminem (I couldn't stand his angry white boy music when it was out and it's a shame to know he's returning.)
Shia LaBeouf (What's the big deal with this guy? I think he got lucky because there is nothing special about watching him on screen. It's like the Hollywood casting agents decide they need a young everyman actor to fill a role and pick him just to save themselves the trouble of finding someone with some emotional range. But hey, at least Shia can run around shouting no, no, no as things explode around him.)
Ellen Paige (Ugh, can she play anything other than Juno, which I found to be an annoying character anyway? Everything from her mannerisms to her voice annoy the heck out of me, and I don't get the hype at all. Sure she has the smartass teenager thing down to a science, but so do most teens.)
Kanye West (He believes with all his heart that he is as relevant to this generation as Michael Jackson was to his, but he's not even close and never will be. He's a rapper who just tries too hard.)
This list is the truth. Except about Kanye. I can never hate someone who says on a national telethon that "President Bush doesnt care about black people" and become more popular than ever.

