Moving into my dad's bedroom

[ElroyAuto]

My dad and i redecorated "our" room now and we got a king size bed and i moved all my stuff into our room. We have a sex toy box and my nightstand has the lubes its so nice sleeping in bed and fucking my dad anytime i please.

I love my life and my dad and we got a puppy

 

[medic1]

So, you fucked your dad and got a puppy. How was the delivery?

 

[Cormac135]

The saga continues.

 

[Daximus]

That's the most romantic thing I've heard all day.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Can we assume your mom was sent to the pound?

 

[rareboy]

Well the puppy should keep things fun in the bedroom.

 

[Telstra]

And why are you telling us this ...

 

[Vannie]

So, you fucked your dad and got a puppy. How was the delivery?

Can we assume your mom was sent to the pound?

Both of these replies made me do this >


*strums banjo*

 

[peeonme]

Are you a bit concerned that your dad might get a bit too close to your puppy?

 

[sixthson]

Elroy! We've been so worried about you. Cormac said your father died, so we figured your absence was a grieving period. Glad to hear he is not a stiff.

Is the puppy a wiener dog, by any chance?

 

[Vannie]

Glad to hear he is not as stiff.

I would find a new Daddy

 

[Cormac135]

Elroy! We've been so worried about you. Cormac said your father died, so we figured your absence was a grieving period. Glad to hear he is not a stiff.

Is the puppy a wiener dog, by any chance?

What ? ChickenGuy is his dad ?

That actually explains a lot.

 

[zoltanspawn]

My dad and i redecorated "our" room now and we got a king size bed and i moved all my stuff into our room. We have a sex toy box and my nightstand has the lubes its so nice sleeping in bed and fucking my dad anytime i please.

Is it a gallon jar of pickles?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[Charon]

Cool story, bro.

 

[sixthson]

Is it a gallon jar of pickles?

Puppies don't like pickles, do they?

 

[BiMeGuy]

Sounds like you two get along great.