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Muff Diving

kyyletime said:
My ears were burnin...somebody talking about my bunky??? Where's Marvtha?? When Marvtha's away, the boys will play!! :gaysex:
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marvtha sad kyyle!:cry:
jake mean to me. will you comfort me?:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
kyyletime said:
Marvtha...you are such an awesome person, but it is clear that my presence in

your life is becoming disruptive! It's stirring up the passions of your boytoys ... I

think it is best for me to leave you to them. We will always have the

memories ...the barney suit, the shrooms, slayer, the freaky finger....all things I

will cherish. I think it is best for me to go back to what I do best, following Bob

Weir & Ratdog around the country in a drug induced haze. "goin down the road

feelin bad" Good luck to ya you sweet gal. :p

:cry: :cry: :-({|=
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KYYLE!! don't leave me too!
it's a sad day and marvtha already finished off one box of wine and it's just noon!


marvtha will leave jub it's probably for the best!*wave*


tell the general i love him...yes it's the general i truly love!

you and elvis i love but the general get's my engine purring!
 
elvin1 said:
I am your friend Marvtha! You know I love you to pieces!!!:kiss: (*8*)

Wait! WTF? You getting emotional?

:confused:
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marvtha's hormones all out of whack it seems? been drinkin and cryin and listening to slayer all morning. no one loves me anymore and i'm just the freaky girl that scientists want to explore. my third eye has even been leaky this morn!?

goodbye elvis!*wave* :cry:

keep the jubbers in line. you are special to marvtha!(*8*) :kiss:

maybe one day jake will realize what good friend i was!:cry: :cry: :cry:

marvtha out
 
we had some laughs and shared a few tears
i found jub and met some great queers!(*8*)

to my friends

elvis
kyyle
craigg
chance
vannie
hojo
gmoney
joeslife
peggy sus
slobone
adidas
donnybobs
hard up
cynicus
sinful
mrmatt
adj "blondie"
tribi
chris
rotary

and think of me fondly general....we could've made beautiful children!..|

BYE ALL:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
Marvtha dear....
What in the world has happened....I leave here for a few days and the joy and humor of JUB - YOU - are upset and leaving!!!!
I was never mean to you - even though you never got my name right.....
adj "blondie" :D
I think a LOT of people LOVE you here and they just play as hard with you as you do with them!!!!
Please stay and be your WONDERFUL self!!!!
Let ME dry your tears.....(*8*)
 
Are you guys insane? Is there not one among you that wants to capture this beast and take her back to 'the dark place'?

If i had my way Marvtha would be snared in a cordwangle and hung by her grommits till her bogle was nadgered!

And yet you fain pity on the beast - shame on you!
 
Dearest Marvtha,

I was jealous yesterday because I did not get the freaky fringer in my bunky and kyyle did.

I didn't mean bitch in a bad way, I meant it that good way :D

B - beautiful
I - intellectual
T - tempting
C - charming
H - hottie

Won't you take me back? :(​
 
agj25us said:
Marvtha dear....
What in the world has happened....I leave here for a few days and the joy and humor of JUB - YOU - are upset and leaving!!!!
I was never mean to you - even though you never got my name right.....
adj "blondie" :D
I think a LOT of people LOVE you here and they just play as hard with you as you do with them!!!!
Please stay and be your WONDERFUL self!!!!
Let ME dry your tears.....(*8*)
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BLONDIE!(*8*)
'the tide is high" and so is marvtha!(!) :-$

marvtha not leaving you sweetie!:kiss:

my whoremones were all out of whack for whatever reasons so marvtha going to doctor to see what's up?
marvtha need to sober up first but benson brought me my morning mimosa and how can you say no to such a tastey drink???? you can't...ergo...marvtha done opened box of wine and then j.j. came over and fired up a fat one.....now marvtha don't partake much but it sure has mellowed me!
marvtha looser than those bikini bottoms on nicole richie...now you hush about that...bulgarias nothing to laugh about![-X

good to see you again!(*8*) i see you still haven't made it to the barber!?!#-o
marvtha still think you're cuter than a duck wearing a hat though!(*8*)

drama queen marvtha
 
Chance1826 said:
Marvtha....please stay....We will miss you too much! We all beg you to stay!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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chancie marvtha here baby! my whoremones went a little haywire..women stuff ya know!

marvtha okay but i beat myself in head so much last night that cindy couldn't even comb the clots out this morning "girl you're just fucked" when the lisp goes you know it some serious shit!

anyhoo marvtha made an appointment with my beautician carol. her miracle worker with clippers and remind's marvtha of chrissy who i always see at the regal beagle! twins maybe?
OH.... one time carol & frank was on vacation to get away from that brood of theirs and marvtha had to go to floyd the barber!!!
oh i know .....FREAKY! the man has more 'tics' than a coon dog in the woods!
he was cutting my hair and i felt something poking my arm but his comb and scissors were in his hands! PARLOR TRICKS!
he spotted my third eye and exclaimed "ewwwwwww look at pretty beauty mark!"
with that scarey pervert voice of his!
never went back!!!!

anyhoo chancie....gotta get my hair shaved.....maybe beulah will like my butch cut!?

you get my sonoma yet????
 
JakeBequette said:
Dearest Marvtha,

I was jealous yesterday because I did not get the freaky fringer in my bunky and kyyle did.

I didn't mean bitch in a bad way, I meant it that good way :D

B - beautiful
I - intellectual
T - tempting
C - charming
H - hottie

Won't you take me back? :(​
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jakie b.(*8*)

since it was all in the name of jealousy...oh marvtha has done some nasty things because of green-eyed monster. usually swat team & medics are involved in the aftermath!:eek:
no need for jealousy..you'll always be my jakie b!
marvtha love kyyle too though but i have lots of room in my heart.
oh the scientists have x-rays if you want proof!..|

thank you for describing msrvtha as charming, etc.!oops!

marvtha really fucked up! how bout you?
 
kyyletime said:
You CAN'T leave JUB Marvtha!! You are the best thing ON JUB!!! Maybe when the

wine buzz cools down a little you will realize how much all your friends love you.

Gotta be hittin the road....Peace and Love! As the Dead said "a box of rain will

ease the pain and love will see you through" ...or maybe in your case a "box of

wine" :confused: :-) Later babes

:cry: :wave:
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i dedicate the song "the golden road' to you my friend!

"so take off your shoes child, take off your hat.
try on your wings and find out where it's at."

"hey hey hey, come right away
come and join the party every day!"

I HOPE you join marvtha's little ol' party every day sweetie!(*8*) :kiss:
 
elvin1 said:
LOL!!! Marvtha is back!!!:gogirl:
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you knew i would be ya little rascal you!

marvtha shit faced and full of love brother!:gogirl:
me and jakie b. tight again!(*8*)
i don't mean "tight" as in drunk..well i am but i don't know about him?
how bout you? you got a buzz on? bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Nonimus said:
Are you guys insane? Is there not one among you that wants to capture this beast and take her back to 'the dark place'?

If i had my way Marvtha would be snared in a cordwangle and hung by her grommits till her bogle was nadgered!

And yet you fain pity on the beast - shame on you!
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yea well you're just mean!:p



notice how marvtha did that without using profanity or flying off the handle like i usually would do to some nasty little bastard that needs his foreskin chewed off by rats! OOOPS!


my bad marvtha
 
marvtha said:
jakie b.(*8*)

since it was all in the name of jealousy...oh marvtha has done some nasty things because of green-eyed monster. usually swat team & medics are involved in the aftermath!:eek:
no need for jealousy..you'll always be my jakie b!
marvtha love kyyle too though but i have lots of room in my heart.
oh the scientists have x-rays if you want proof!..|

thank you for describing msrvtha as charming, etc.!oops!

marvtha really fucked up! how bout you?
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Me too. I love you Marvthas (*8*) :kiss: (*8*) (*8*)​
 
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