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Muff Diving

elvin1 said:
Hey Marvtha!!! What's up sugarbuns?:wave:
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hi elvis!:wave:

simon sent marvtha some jew wine..it's on it's way.... but jakie thinks its a trick...marvtha thirsty though !!:cry:

OH someones at the door!

wheres the scientists?

wait i gotta see whats up?

damn marvtha can hardly stand i'm so wasted.....peed a little i noticed...hmmm a dab of shit too...YUK?

be right back!
 
marvtha had to get the damn door herself!:grrr:
they were watching 'dr. who'........... what nerds![-X
anyway the delivery guy was kinda cute...kept wanting to know if i needed my taxes done though?:confused:
anyhoo one of the scientists drank some of the jew wine to test it....he's still breathing but i'm gonna give it awhile....jakie said not to trust the wine![-X

the delivery man also brought these one treats.... matzo balls or something...they ain't half bad...marvtha a wee hungry...haven't ate in awhile...me nerves ya know?

marvtha had matzo balls before....... well....vince matteo's balls...now hush!
he italian and had LOTS of hair on his peaches...masrvtha spittinz up hare for..what? marvtha don't feel so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
marvtha said:
marvtha had to get the damn door herself!:grrr:
they were watching 'dr. who'........... what nerds![-X
anyway the delivery guy was kinda cute...kept wanting to know if i needed my taxes done though?:confused:
anyhoo one of the scientists drank some of the jew wine to test it....he's still breathing but i'm gonna give it awhile....jakie said not to trust the wine![-X

the delivery man also brought these one treats.... matzo balls or something...they ain't half bad...marvtha a wee hungry...haven't ate in awhile...me nerves ya know?

marvtha had matzo balls before....... well....vince matteo's balls...now hush!
he italian and had LOTS of hair on his peaches...masrvtha spittinz up hare for..what? marvtha don't feel so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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CAREFUL!!! I'm willing to beat my peaches that delivery man was working for Simon and Suminon.

Sam and Frodo should be there with the safe wine soon.​
 
JakeBequette said:

G mo is as pretty good guy but you have to watch him. He's very reliable until you put a penis in front of his face then he acts like a cat in heat.​
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Yeah, Marvtha. That was Jakey waiving his penis in front of me! He knows all too well what happens after that. Anyways, I'm just around the corner if you gets into trouble again. Make sure the seal is still on the wine Jakey sent you. He might have gotten anxious and drank some himself. Who knows what he refilled it with!
 
I want to put her back in the pit and watch as they attatch the electrodes again.
 
i'm marvtha:wave:

weak but alive!..|
turns out the jew wine suminon & simon sent was fine! the now unemployed scientists not only drank the jew wine but also the two buck chucks that jakie had sent over. evidently there was a dr.who marathon playing yesterday and time travel is more important than poor marvtha flopping around on the flooe like linda blair![-X
the only traveling they'll be doing now is down to the unemployment office!..|

except for steve who stuck by marvtha's side the whole time!(*8*) what can i say....the gays love me!!!:gogirl: by the way steve says "hi" g mo!*|*
pssssst..."why is steve walking funny g mo????":sex: [-X

so now the government has hired new, hopefully 'dependable' scientists for marvtha!

anyhoo it wasn't the vino like jakie b. thought but the matzo balls...poisoned!:eek:
DAMN THE BALLS.......i knew they would almost be the end of me!!![-X

luckily sam & frodo got here with jakie's wine right after i collapsed and they were able to help steve get me to the e.r.!(!)
pssssst....sam & frodo give new meaning to "close friends!" WOW...they are gayer than floral capri pants!

back to my ordeal....you ever had your stomach pumped....and i'm not talking by some big dick guy pokin your innards... but .......a tube shoved down your throat sucking out the poison!:nono:

marvtha's had 'knock knock' being played with the ol' uvula before but :wow: make marvtha gag![-X

anyhoo i had to stay overnight at the hospital as a precaution and....i had the most unexpected visitor!:eek: you'll never guess who it was?? marvtha will tell you later...i'm tired and need my rest...near death can be sooooooo draining!#-o

P.S. suminon & simon....YOU FAILED FAGS!:p
marvtha mendable....did you forget about my 'healing' powers suminon???????
or did i manage to escape before you could extract that part of my brain!!!! OOOPS....... MY BAD! :p ;)

marvtha forever(*8*) :kiss: :gogirl:
 
Chance1826 said:
Marvtha,

How did the haircut turn out? Sounds like you lopped it all off....

I received your sonoma....Thanks!
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well i am bald and beautiful and barely made it out alive!:help:

you might know this but evidently your too busy trying to buy tickets from SUMINON to see him have poor marvtha be electrocuted![-X :cry:



i guess marvtha is finding out who her real friends are!:mad:

at least i know i can't trust suminon & simon but that knife in the back from a 'friend' is painful!:help: :cry: :cry:
 
elvin1 said:
Awww Marvtha....You know I'm your friend.....:kiss: (*8*)
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ELVIS!(*8*) :kiss: marvtha sad and my stomach and throat hurts!
plus i have a killer case of the trots from the poison i guess!

a girl should only have to worry about what to wear to the dinner party with her handsome husband or whether to buy whole or 1% milk.....stuff like that!

NOT ..."hmmmm... i wonder if i'll be kidnapped today and have my extra lung filled with cement or acid thrown in my third eye!"

marvtha just want the simple life elvis!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
kyyletime said:
You CAN'T leave JUB Marvtha!! You are the best thing ON JUB!!! Maybe when the

wine buzz cools down a little you will realize how much all your friends love you.

Gotta be hittin the road....Peace and Love! As the Dead said "a box of rain will

ease the pain and love will see you through" ...or maybe in your case a "box of

wine" :confused: :-) Later babes

:cry: :wave:
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where are you kyyle???????:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

marvtha need you! i was almost killed and not one get well card or nothing...maybe some flowers or a box of them shitmen samplers...OH marvtha love them...nothing with nuts though[-X
marvtha don't even want to see nuts, balls, nasty pickles..nothing!:grrr:

evil mens and their ways!:mad: ](*,) :grrr:

not you though kyyle:kiss:

maybe balloons with little ducks or kittens on them saying 'get well marvtha you're the best" and then marvtha can suck the helium out of them and talk like that anastasia beaverhausen!!;) good times good times

all marvtha gets is a bad case of the shits and stabbed in the back!:cry: :cry:


cindy can't even comb my beautiful blood clotted hair anymore!!!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

come back from your grateful dead concerts kyyle...marvtha need you!(*8*) :kiss: :cry: :cry:
 
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