Muh baby mama don't like me sleepin wif dudes

[fabulouslyghetto]

She told me "Cut that shit out." I told her "Grow a dick and I will."

PS I'm lookin' for a date for my friend Moe Moe. Her favorite hangout is government offices whether it's begging for public assistance or giving handies to politicians. She also likes ice cream. Her pet peeves are sobriety and safe sex. She lives in her cousin's laundry room in Compton so Cali show her some love.

 

[Alpha1851]

Last I saw, Moe moe was down on his knees giving Neo head.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

FG, is that you?

You're one sexy bitch .

Naw that's my bestie Moe Moe. Here's me:

Ignore all that scribble scrabble on there, my nice drew all over that pic but it's totally me.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

She's....trying to burn my soul.

Yeah, she'll do that to ya.

Last I saw, Moe moe was down on his knees giving Neo head.

Alpha, you're a weyes person, wut should I do bout my baby mama? She always trippin' about my promisekyooitie. I don't know what her problum iz.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

OMG I saw that episode (minus the bucket of chicken ). Is it wrong that I was turned on by the violent bloody naked man?

 

[Alpha1851]

Alpha, you're a weyes person, wut should I do bout my baby mama? She always trippin' about my promisekyooitie. I don't know what her problum iz.

Learn from Lil Bow Wow and tell her they're just your buds.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So tell me....how good a kisser is Darryl?

Darryl? You mean Uncle Dee?

<turns to Logo>

Ohhh, you mean my co-star Darryl. Yeah, he's great.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Is Moe Moe naughty?

Is Moe Moe naughty? Is a pig's pussy pork? One time she met up with these two congressman at a batting cage and--- oh, wait, I meant no. She's pure and virginal, yet to be deflowered.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Learn from Lil Bow Wow and tell her they're just your buds.

Ohmahgawdgurl you so smart!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

She? I thought Moe was a he.

She lives her life as a she. It's part of his welfare scam, he goes to the office once as as he and again as a she. Trust me, she's cool people though, a really great guy, you're gonna love his company. Give her a chance.

Oops, sorry Moe Moe, didn't mean to spill your tea.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Y'all got Olde English? And where's the waiter? I want a plate of skrimps and grits.

By the way Moe Moe, we should figure out who's paying so we know who's fucking who when we get home.

Ignore my girlfriend when we get to muh crib, she likes to stand in front of the garage with a blowtorch but she ain't gone do shit.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Wait, now I'm confused. So do we both give you a blowjob? Does that mean I don't get to have sex with Moe Moe tonight?

PS: Ooooh, the burr come in bags? Yall fancy in this mothafucka. I'm glad I found out before I took my shoes off and threw my feets up on the table.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Mexico? Girl boom. You know we ain't allowed to enter that country anymore. Not after that fateful Spring Break night in the office of the mayor of Tijuana.

Shut up and order you a plate. Piggy is payin'!

69 each other? Double the pleasure?

I didn't wanna be the one to tell you Piggy but....

Moe Moe doesn't have anything down there. It's just a patch of scarred flesh.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

11 inch? That's it? Come on, give us a challenge. During one of our coke excursions to South America Moe Moe deepthroated a full-grown anaconda.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Name your price.

This many!

<holds up two fingers>

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Outstanding! FB

Sign next to the X

Fabilisly Getoe

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ummm, male. Slap him around while calling him Chris Brown.

No! Female. Slap her around and call her Sarah Palin.

She just announced that she's going to try to affect change from a national standpoint. She's running for prez in 2012.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

But that one cleverly rhymed. Brown, around... I can't think of the same for Sarah P.

Okay well slap Sarah Palin 'cuz she's gonna go sailin' into the primuries with her ovaries and win the 2012 POTUS. We're all doomed to hell.

The HILARIOUS part is she announces this days after denouncing politics altogether. I'm starting to think she has split personalities.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Eh, Mike Tyson has a better shot at becoming POTUS than Caribou Barbie here. Allst her campaign will accomplish is a sure-fire second term for Barack.

She's so 2000 and late.

Wrong. You forget she has a bagina. What better way for the GOP to sail into the 21st century (right behind the dems) than by putting a female on the top of the bill? She has a huge fan base of fat, ugly single moms and post-pubescent frat knuckeheads don'tcha know.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

They better hook her up with a more improved copy of "Hooked on Phonics" then first. I still can't imagine anyone over the age of 11 taking that idiot seriously.

Yeah, 'cuz Bush part 2 had to retake Advanced English before America fell in love with him.