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My 2nd cousin's brother in law has a 10"

G-Lexington

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A ten-inch cock belonging to a married straight guy who's tangentally related to you? If you didn't suck it when you saw it, you ain't gay, mister. Turn in your card.

Lex
 
:lol: :rotflmao: errrr yeh go for it. Did he flash it at you or did you walk in on him changing. You don't wanna get yourself in trouble.
 
Depends. Do you live in a porn film or don't you?

If you do, you make a witty double entendre, drop to your knees, pull it out, suck it for five minutes, let him suck you for one minute, let him top you for five minutes (no lube needed), have him pull out and stroke himself to orgasm, stroke yourself to orgasm, fade to black, and never see him again.

If you don't, just say "That's impressive" and move on with your life.

Lex
 
AH, you DO live in a porn film! A few tips.

* Heed the music cues.
* Don't worry about your clothes - they'll vanish when they need to.
* Look in their eyes, or at their cocks, not at the camera.
* The top(s) orgasm first, the bottoms last.

Have fun!

Lex
 
hmm, i wonder what happened. did the wrestler show up wearing his singlet with a huge bulge showing. did the brother in law twice removed show up with his massive member sticking out of his button down fly? did they all fall into a pile of heaving sweating manhood and hump and grind for hours on end?
i wonder......will we ever know the truth?
 
They made a BearDaddy sandwich out of me that lasted 2 hours, they treated me like a piece of meat. I've been bleeding out of my left ear ever since.

Should I go to the doctor?
There goes the alarm clock. time to get up.:mrgreen:

eM.:wave:
 
A ten-inch cock belonging to a married straight guy who's tangentally related to you? If you didn't suck it when you saw it, you ain't gay, mister. Turn in your card.

Lex

Is there any discussion. I agree Lex, it is a great answer. He should have been toast when he flashed it, he apparently wanted some attention. What is the deal?
Shep+:badgrin::badgrin:
 
They made a BearDaddy sandwich out of me that lasted 2 hours, they treated me like a piece of meat. I've been bleeding out of my left ear ever since.

Should I go to the doctor?

Sounds like he definitely was looking to give you a good fucking with that tool! Hope you had fun!

It may be a little odd in the future explaining why a coat tail relative is spending sooo much time with you... But then you could just show everyone his cock and they would understand!..|
 
>>>Should I go to the doctor?

Depends. How big's your doctor's cock?

Lex

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Always use a condom!
 
This thread so needs a little mood music:

 
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Rihanna: Chris, sweet ha'ht, I don' teenk de aut'or of dis t'read him tell de trut'. He t'yell a lie as sure as mah poom poom es bare as de African plains.

Chris: Shut up bitch and get in the car!
 
Who's the shorter darker bro? Has he had his 15 minutes yet?

I dunno, but yours is gonna be up soon if you don't add some meat to this story. At this point it's been predictable and bland. The "hot in-law" who shows hints of interest. Get creative, make up a romp with a scuba diva instructor or shiatsu trainer.
 
but you are a BearDaddy. He is much younger than you i guess.:lol:
 
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