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My Ass Can Eat Condoms
..........................I know what you mean, my ass seems to swallow those there condoms whole too & yes it can be a bit unnerving for me when it happens..........................I almost alwys freak out..........................Wish I could get a dose...
Hmm...uh...*thinks really hard for a witty joke*...thanks Doctor...for...the sex?


my ass spared him the trouble of taking the condom off.
Basically my ass apparently pulled the condom off his cock. It was perfect the second tim because it happened just as he was getting off. He pulled out to blow his load all over my back, and my ass spared him the trouble of taking the condom off.
I could make a joke about rosebuds.... but let's not go down that path...
Have you seen that rosebud thread in the Fetish forum? Doesn't look fun at all. Beside I don't want to make jokes that suggest I have a lose ass.
