My balls are too big!

[CagedBird]

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?

When your bollocks hang right down,
Do they drag along the ground?

Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?

Can you bounce 'em off the wall,
Like an red rubber ball?

Do your dingly-dangly gonads,
Roam about like desert nomads?

Do they ever start to hurt,
Cos they're dragging in the dirt?

Do they have a hollow sound,
When you drop 'em on the ground?

Do they have a mellow tingle,
When you hit 'em with a shingle?

Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap 'em 'round your waist?

Do they chime just like a gong,
When you pull upon your dong?

Do they dangle in the dust,
When you're overcome with lust?

Does the long drop of your bollocks,
Interfere with sexual frolics?

I love my balls, how 'bout you?

 

[Elwood]

Man you aint seen nothing until you have seen my big boys, they are famous in Montreal.

 

[billybob109]

can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier

 

[RationalLunacy]

My balls are large, heavy, and colorful.

 

[TaigaStar]

My balls are large, heavy, and colorful.

Love it!

 

[Drops of Jupiter]

My balls are large, heavy, and colorful.

You never fail to bowl us over, RL.

 

[KennyD]

My friend had a full heat transplant recently at Cleveland Clinic .... his balls swelled up to the size of Grapefruits .. Not an exaggeration . I'd never seen anything like those before !! However ; they are returning to regular size and are about apple size now ...

 

[Joshua_me]

You never fail to bowl us over, RL.

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that one.

 

[Kirbster]

My friend had a full heat transplant recently at Cleveland Clinic

What is a heat transplant???

 

[RationalLunacy]

You never fail to bowl us over, RL.

Spare me your observations.

 

[CagedBird]

Ball dropage

My balls seldom hang looooow.

I know the body regulates ball dropage by sensing heat [keep sperm alive].

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO ENCOURAGE MY BALLS TO HANG LOW?

 

[Elwood]

Hmm, one wonders why we were not informed of this during the Montreal JUB meet.

How can you not remember?? Oh wait you went to the bathroom when I wipped them out and showed everybody, I think the Dynkster is still traumatized.

 

[Elwood]

Hmm, I never went to bathroom, was it after Dinner? I didn't goto Taboo.

... Seriously where the hell was I? I was like right beside you the whole time. LOL.

Don't worry they will be the featured highlight of the 2007 Montreal JUB meet!!

 

[Diodorus]

AC/DC does have a funny song about balls.

 

[KennyD]

I apoligize ... I had meant to post that my friend had a HEART transplant and that his balls became as big as grapefruits ..no lie as he showed me ...

 

[Drops of Jupiter]

Don't worry they will be the featured highlight of the 2007 Montreal JUB meet!!

Why wasn't I informed? I thought the highlight was going to be Dynk's famous Celine Dion impression?

 

[Elwood]

Why wasn't I informed? I thought the highlight was going to be Dynk's famous Celine Dion impression?

Dynk is going to be the opening act my balls are headlineing LOL Try and keep up will ya Drops....

 

[Drops of Jupiter]

Dynk is going to be the opening act my balls are headlineing LOL Try and keep up will ya Drops....

A Dynk opening for Balls?

Ahhh... you gotta love gay life!

 

[eddielee]

My fat, plum sized balls hang high and tight.

 

[ok455]

God that song is so annoying!