fabulouslyghetto
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I've been out of the city for months so I messaged him asking for the tea- who done got shot, who's pregnant, who's zoomin who, and I made some kinda joke about him being a sloppy heaux (cuz he is-- dude changes girlfriends faster than he changes underwear) and he was quick to remind me that before I changed my ways and settled down I was out there suckin ALL the dicks. I mean at one point I was even sucking off guys I barely even liked, one I actively hated with a fiery passion-- we ran into each other while I was stupid high on xtc so I gave him the good ole slurp slurp cup-the-balls turbo booster Hoover 3000 power suction and extracted his soul through his penis directly into my throat. Of course I'm a reformed hoar, now there's only one peentus I slob on and I'm gonna keep it that way. But boy oh boy.... yeah, once upon a time it was a dick-sucking marathon, it was like those Jerry Lewis celebrity telethons except instead of answering phones everyone was punching my tonsils with their dickheads.



