my bf is making me learn french

[bankside]

If + imperfect, then conditional
If + present or future, then future
If + pluperfect, then past conditional

That's pretty much it. And it's almost identical to English.


I smash the students, not their intrusive electronic devices.

If only you are my English teacher!

If only you will have been my English teacher?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

je suis un homme

 

[bankside]

je suis un homme

You would never admit to that in English. Way too much sass to be "a man." Some random man, blending into a crowd of men. Non, monsieur, pas comme ça!

Also your honeymoon in Africa sounds spectacular. Where in particular.

Also come visit Canada. Trumplestiltskin just fouled up one of my favourite hotels, Manoir Richelieu in la Malbaie, and there's a much-higher-than-zero chance he or his staff stayed in the same damn room I was in because we were splurging. So I need someone to get up there and exorcise it, you know, open the windows and get the stench out. The view over Murray Bay from Manoir Richelieu is spectacular.

 

[Ryuukie]

You weren't interested in what your boyfriend had to say? Honey, you ain't going on no honeymoon.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You weren't interested in what your boyfriend had to say? Honey, you ain't going on no honeymoon.

He's a top, he has nothing of significance to say, I call him when something around the house [or my hole] needs tending to.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Also your honeymoon in Africa sounds spectacular. Where in particular.

I wanted to go to Morocco, he's insistent that we don't. His options are Nigeria, Ghana or South Africa, SA makes more sense since it's light years more progressive than some of its peers, gay marriage and adoption were legal there before it was here in the states.

 

[bankside]

I wanted to go to Morocco, he's insistent that we don't. His options are Nigeria, Ghana or South Africa, SA makes more sense since it's light years more progressive than some of its peers, gay marriage and adoption were legal there before it was here in the states.

Ghana and Nigeria are both shitshows for gay people. South Africa is making me nervous right now with simmering political instability and idiocy openly being advocated by this stupid EFF.

Honestly I would go to Namibia or Botswana. Both are stable. Both are making some basic efforts to move away from homophobic colonial laws in one way or another that I personally would be glad to encourage with my tourist dollars. Both are finding their way to a brighter future.

 

[Draven]

Karen -- Fab just go to Wakanda and grab some royal coc --- vibranium...I hear it's super strong, can even withstand LilBit's backrolls.

 

[LilBit]

If only you are my English teacher!

If only you will have been my English teacher?

If I had been your English teacher, you probably would have learned this.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Karen -- Fab just go to Wakanda and grab some royal coc --- vibranium...I hear it's super strong, can even withstand LilBit's backrolls.

Je mange une pomme