My camera thinks I’m ugly

[TickTockMan]

I bought a remote for my camera so I thought I would give it a try. I have been trying to take some non tasteful nudes, but my camera won’t take the shot if I am in the frame. It does work if I am outside of it though.

Everything thinks it’s a critic! I don’t know how to take this.

 

[Corny]

move the camera a little bit backwards and it should work. if not - add more light

 

[Lefty]

Dear Customer,

The date/time group is important to your oven so it can pick out only the freshest micros to heat your food.... its to avoid ptomaine. Everybody knows that.

Your refer is just a tempermental bitch...compare to a fastidious lover, if you don't put your tongue, toes or other items in the right crevices and bins it is going to go frigid. The result is icing up and jamming with frustration at your inadequacy as a fullfiller of needs. Hope this helps explain. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,


MayTag Repairman, emp # 69er69er

 

[G-Lexington]

As a not so subtle hint? Maybe the camera sees into the future when you totally regret having taken those photos, and is doing you a favor.

Lex

 

[CudDULL]

Its trying to save you from yourself with those non tasteful nudes.

 

[Lefty]

I am trying to remember the last time I ate a nude that wasn't tasteful.

Anybody else remember? Feel free to hijack and tell all if its a juicy story, the o/p

has already been hijacked once and he is still smiling for the camera.

 

[Paws]

I couldn't understand why my microwave refused to cook food until I reset the correct date (ddmmyyyy) and time (XXXX), (AM/PM) after a short blackout.

Get a dumber microwave that doesn't know about dates.