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My couch died.

Vannie said:
We are all intertwined. We sleep in Hotels in used beds. We sit on comfort chairs in lobbies. We sit on restaurant chairs.

We touch hand rails. Subways....trains....planes....

Need I go on. :)
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Haha. Not my OCD ass. I go way beyond the "no shoes inside" policy. I won't let the seat of my pants anywhere near my couch, any chair, or God forbid my bed if I've been riding the subway or sitting in a doctor's waiting room or a theater. I touch nothing on the subway. I won't even touch the salt and pepper shakers without a napkin in a restaurant. Need I go on? :)

Unfortunately, this doesn't give me the luxury to go out and pay far out the ass for a new couch just because I'm scared of a few cooties. From what little I've seen of these people, they look pretty clean. I can get the couch steam cleaned if I want to, and I have a whole closet of blankets and stuff I can throw over it if I'm still paranoid.
 
LilBit said:
I've heard of lesbian bed death, but I've never heard of homo couch death.
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I've come to the conclusion that the couch is homophobic. I figure once I get the new one, I'll just drag the old couch over to the 7-11 parking lot and set it on fire.
 
NotHardUp1 said:
That looks like an artist contrived it. Just illogical that it naturally was torn that way and the padding pulled out of the back. But, it's possible. Really looks more like something Photoshopped or A.I. generated.
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It looks female.
 
Peloso said:
Saw the couch yesterday. I'm taking it.

While I was there, they asked me if I wanted a 23'' LG smart TV. As a matter of fact I do. It's mine once they find the remote.
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Just wanna say that "smart" is just a marketing ploy.
 
Pics of the new couch? Has Maple christened it yet?
 
NotHardUp1 said:
Just wanna say that "smart" is just a marketing ploy.
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Yes, it just means there's more that can go wrong.

Alistair said:
Pics of the new couch? Has Maple christened it yet?
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I haven't gotten it yet. Waiting for my friend with a truck to decide thatDSCN1384.jpg he's available.

I'm having trouble posting images. If this one shows up, it's the old one. That pillow in the corner has been permanently disfigured because 19 lb. Rico used it as a cat tree landing pad for 14 years. That black spot on the carpet is gum my old roommate dropped there that I haven't been able to remove for 17 years.

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I've heard peanut butter will get chewing gum out of things. Then again, area rugs are a thing.

Nice looking sofa even if it is an antique.
 
The wood trim is quite nice.

On the gum, have you tried to freeze it?
 
The peanut butter? Shampoo. Worked on my sisters way back when. Or borrow a dog. Dogs like peanut butter.
 
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