My dress for the JUB winter formal

[fabulouslyghetto]

For the red carpet:

For the party:

For the ugly sweater after party:

for the AFTER after party:

For the rooftop jacuzzi after after after party:

 

[belamyi]

Are you a black ghetto Swellegant or something?.. with some shavings of SLOPP...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Are you a black ghetto Swellegant or something?.. with some shavings of SLOPP...

 

[Alistair]

Wasn’t the red carpet dress Melania’s last white Christmas tree?

 

[rareboy]

You fucking stole my look.

Shit Now I have to go through the Khardahian's stinking closet.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Wasn’t the red carpet dress Melania’s last white Christmas tree?

If you're accusing me of stealing from the White House during IQ45's reign of terror I refuse to answer any questions without legal representation.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You fucking stole my look.

Shit Now I have to go through the Khardahian's stinking closet.

Not that I'm keeping track because we're sisters and we're beyond that.... *pulls out My Little Pony notepad*

Looks you've stolen from me:
Halloween 2021: Pregnant Meghan Markle
Easter brunch 2020: goth chic studded charcoal leather miniskirt with pastel blue pasties
Robbie Williams funeral: Sean Jean velour track suit with 'Juicy' on the booty
Halloween 2013: Whitney Houston in the bath tub

Obviously I'm an inspirational bitch but you straight-up copied my looks at all these events.

*closes notepad and places it back in canary yellow Michael Kors with snow leopard fur on the matching wallet*

 

[Alistair]

Robbie Williams died?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Robbie Williams died?

Robbie Williams, George Michael, po-tay-to po-tah-to, the important thing is I was lookin juicy. Well, WE was lookin juicy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ok I've thought long and hard (no homo) about this, and I'm certain there's another glitch in the Matrix. I distinctly remember Robbie Williams' death being all over the news.

 

[Alistair]

Robin Williams maybe

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Robin Williams maybe

Noooooo it was Robbie Wililams there was a shot from one of his musics videos in the segment.

 

[nycguydowntown]

I hope there’s a bubble light up your ass for that red carpet look - will relax you

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I hope there’s a bubble light up your ass for that red carpet look - will relax you

There's always a bubble light up my ass. Only difference is this one's gonna be red and green with silver sparkles spiraling around.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Robin Williams maybe

Ok I solved the mystery it was a near-death hospitalization in 2017 I was remembering.