My favorite moment in Australia.

[Soilwork]

So the Fratmen went to a rave by the opera house in Sydney, and I decided to take in a bit of local gay culture.

I headed to Oxford street.

I was walking down the street minding my own business, and this hunk and a half passes by me and we do a triple-take. He shouts out "I'm headed to the Phoenix.. meet me there".

So I play it cool and go to another bar for a bit.

Then I head to the Phoenix.

I'm standing there having a beer and checking out the crowd.. He comes up to me and says "your tattoos are hot, mate". I say "thanks, bud".

He says "you're AMERICAN".

(I didn't correct him)

"You're coming with me", he says, then grabs me by the scruff of the neck and hauls me out on the dance floor.






I sampled the local quisine.

You Australians really don't know how lucky you are.

 

[looseliam]

More Soil dancing? Wow.
Kinda scary when you think about it.

So that's it? That's all we get? C'mon, spill the beans.

 

[Soilwork]

A gentleman never tells.

Luckily, I'm not a gentleman.

Three words..


Uncut. Bottom. Yay.

 

[Nonimus]

But what was the food (beer) like?

 

[cocktales]

Just color me GREEN with envy!

So, did you ever tell the lucky man from down-under, while he was down-under that you are a Canadian??

..........I think that's mis-representing, while under (00ps...over)the influence of lust! lol

Sounds like you had a blast!

Sigh................

Bravo for the freaking fratmen!!

 

[roguehunter]

im australian, and this kind of stuff never happens. o well thats a great story, hope your enjoying australia.

 

[belamy]

A gentleman never tells.

Luckily, I'm not a gentleman.

Three words..


Uncut. Bottom. Yay.

I thought you only did threesomes

 

[provenlogic]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

 

[oz1983guy]

im australian, and this kind of stuff never happens. o well thats a great story, hope your enjoying australia.

i'm australian, and on oxford st, at least, this kind of thing does happen.

Nice work soilwork!

 

[mark1111]

Yeah, that kinda happened to me when I was there. Great country!

Oh, and what about the "adopt a sailor program"? Best thing they ever invented!!!

 

[MidnightPrism]

Always someone else that gets lucky. Why can't I be a hot Australian guy

 

[luminum]

You lucky sum bitch.

 

[Soilwork]

I mean, technically I AM American.

I do have citizenship and I live in Hollywood.

that I live over 90% of my life in Canada isn't important when you're snogging a hunk.

 

[teadrinker]

Ahh - good old-fashioned no-nonsense raunch. Does me good to hear it. Keep up the good work!

 

[gefsmith]

Glad to see you have been able to endulge in some local culture...

You have just met Sydneyus Scenequeeneous... Normaly inhabiting the dance floors of Oxford street and beyond. Seenequeeneous is noted for it's amazing habit of giving it away for a schooner or less. Always popular at a party (especially the backroom).

Dude it's awesome you have enjoyed a little Sydney hospitality... How did you fare in Brisvegas?

G

 

[dte]

I mean, technically I AM American.

I do have citizenship and I live in Hollywood.

that I live over 90% of my life in Canada isn't important when you're snogging a hunk.

Yes, it does happen, .... and if you did say that you were Canadian you may have been even more surprised!

Glad you enjoyed the experience. You are welcome back any time.

 

[NedNickerson]

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