My friend said butt plugs train your anus

[Telstra]

muscles and make it stronger and better to control the anus area.
True ?

 

[glasvegas]

No. Cucumber does the trick

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Google is your friend.

 

[freefall]

No. Cement does on the other hand.

 

[RaKroma]

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

 

[freefall]

^Only if encased in cement.

 

[Telstra]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

 

[Telstra]

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

Not everyone is sexually adventurest you know.

 

[glasvegas]

Not everyone is sexually adventurest you know.

Said by someone who tried scat.

 

[AlmondMilk]

but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

SADDEST. POST. EVER.

 

[freefall]

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

I concur you desperately need a prostate transplant.

 

[BreakTheIce]

This OP is hands down the #1 dumbass topic starter to have ever graced JUB and most probably the internet as well.

 

[Scealle]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

That must mean you are more of a top.

SADDEST. POST. EVER.

True That.

 

[palbert]

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

What he said. Start your training over by studying lavatories with Grimshaw.

 

[jaysizzles]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

you must have a big, loose asshole. You're ready to upgrade to the big size...maybe even the super size!

 

[palbert]

Were you clean? Was he?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

Maybe you need a larger plug ??

 

[mrbeebs]

no boo... DICK trains ur anus.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

Telstra, I know it is mid-summer and pretty hot right now in Australia. Have you been affected by the heat? If you and your fiend are going to play with anal plugs, I recommend that you store them overnight first in your freezer. You do have a freezer, don't you?

BTW, what does Telstra stand for and what does "optus or other" below your name mean?

I'm asking because I am becoming interested in the screen mames JUBbers use, now that I know the etymology of "Palbert." Will I ever be able to figure out "KaraBulut" though?

 

[HoodedRat]

''Train your anus''.

Makes it sound like you want to teach it to fetch a ball or jump through a hoop.