My friend said butt plugs train your anus

[Telstra]

Telstra, I know it is mid-summer and pretty hot right now in Australia. Have you been affected by the heat? If you and your fiend are going to play with anal plugs, I recommend that you store them overnight first in your freezer. You do have a freezer, don't you?

BTW, what does Telstra stand for and what does "optus or other" below your name mean?

I'm asking because I am becoming interested in the screen mames JUBbers use, now that I know the etymology of "Palbert." Will I ever be able to figure out "KaraBulut" though?

They are all annoying phone companies such as Optus, Voda phone ...

 

[blackbeltninja]

''Train your anus''.

Makes it sound like you want to teach it to fetch a ball or jump through a hoop.

Depending on the size of the butt-plug, his arse may already BE a hoop.

-d-

 

[White 4 Black]

It definitely "trains the anus" but not in the way that your post implies... unless I've been missing something all this time

 

[palbert]

Inquiring minds want to know:

Telstra Corporation Limited (known as Telstra) is an Australian telecommunications and media company, building and operating telecommunications networks and marketing voice, mobile, internet access and pay television products and services.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telstra

Sometimes deficient in fulfilling it's mandate.

 

[rareboy]

 

[MrRochesterNY]

Thanks, pal. Now I know where to come for answers. Next, tell me about KaraBulut, and I'll die happy.

 

[xbuzzerx]

^ lmao. Anal stormtrooper invasion inbound.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

Neither of rareboy's pics are what I'd call pretty. I've seen a lot prettier anuses.

 

[star-warrior]

Did someone say "circus"?

 

[RonR18]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

 

[palbert]

Late, but a good seat.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I'm going to guess THIS is what's needed to train Telstra's anus:

 

[sixthson]

''Train your anus''.

Makes it sound like you want to teach it to fetch a ball or jump through a hoop.

Give that dog a bone.

 

[Telstra]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

shit this is horrific.
The guy helping the other guy to push down should be jailed.

 

[sixthson]

shit this is horrific.
The guy helping the other guy to push down should be jailed.

He's not pushing him down, he's trying to smell his foreskin.

 

[Telstra]

I can't wait to see Telstra's anus at the circus.

I mean, what else is the training for?

Now please welcome, Telstra and his performing anus!

Watch it jump through the hoop of fire! Watch it tame the lion!

Coming to a city near you! Get your popcorn ready!

Please don't feed the anus!

You are Jasun's friend.
I'm sure he showed you his often ?

 

[White 4 Black]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

OMG Ouch.

 

[cgymike]

1.Put butt plug in
2.Eat a large amount of beans and prunes
3.Wait
4.When the urge comes the plug will hold it all in

Trained!

 

[freefall]

Give that dog a bone.

One bone incoming

 

[blackbeltninja]

He's not pushing him down, he's trying to smell his foreskin.

Thanks Dan, now I have coffee all over my keyboard!

Worth it, though...



-d-