My God...

[rareboy]

Remember, well behaved Illgetbi's seldom make history.

I haven't quite made it to my one year anniversary yet.

(High Fives Illgetbi on number of infraction points)

 

[streetblackcock99]

I have 4, 3 have expired and 1, I was given jussacupple days ago when I told someone to suck my clit, I think.

 

[EuroSoccer]

I have 4, 3 have expired and 1, I was given jussacupple days ago when I told someone to suck my clit, I think.

You've been naughty my niece

 

[sixthson]

I have 4, 3 have expired and 1, I was given jussacupple days ago when I told someone to suck my clit, I think.

I think they gave you an infraction for insulting your tiny weiner more than anything else. Insulting our peeners is against the code of conduct here.

 

[LilBit]

I've given up on asking for infraction points. I even told a racist idiot to go choke on a dick, and they STILL didn't give me an infraction.

Clearly the mods don't see me as a legitimate threat. But I'll show them...

*insert maniacal laughter here*

 

[sixthson]

I've given up on asking for infraction points. I even told a racist idiot to go choke on a dick, and they STILL didn't give me an infraction.

Clearly the mods don't see me as a legitimate threat. But I'll show them...

*insert maniacal laughter here*

Maybe they just don't want to make you cry?

 

[LilBit]

^, ^^, and ^^^

All three of you can suck my clit.

 

[AlmondMilk]

I just spent about two minutes staring at that GIF. #lifewasted

lol...at first I thought she went to the ground as if she's bowing down to something or thanking god. But, no, she tripped.

 

[freefall]

I've given up on asking for infraction points. I even told a racist idiot to go choke on a dick, and they STILL didn't give me an infraction.

Clearly the mods don't see me as a legitimate threat. But I'll show them...

*insert maniacal laughter here*

Everyone knows you would trigger a world-self-destruction button inside your herniated ill-formed prostate/G-point (hell, I don't know what you have down there) should you receive an infraction.

Don't you know you're some kind of a walking time bomb?

 

[Native Son]

I haven't received any new infraction points in almost a year and a half.

Well, I'd say that's just because you haven't been here in the past year-and-a-half. Just give yourself time. I have no doubts.

Still, 14 is impressive. Yay you.

 

[LilBit]

Everyone knows you would trigger a world-self-destruction button inside your herniated ill-formed prostate/G-point (hell, I don't know what you have down there) should you receive an infraction.

Don't you know you're some kind of a walking time bomb?

Dammit, woman, stop telling my secrets! Now I'll never get an infraction!

 

[DigitalFudge]

My infractions >>>> Yours

 

[G-Lexington]

I'd better go to Vegas and win a shitload if money. My list of JUBbers to buy supporter status for is getting damned lengthy.

Lex

 

[quasar]

I've given up on asking for infraction points. I even told a racist idiot to go choke on a dick, and they STILL didn't give me an infraction.

Clearly the mods don't see me as a legitimate threat. But I'll show them...

*insert maniacal laughter here*

*leans forward and flutters eyelashes*

And that, my favourite little dreamfuck, is why you don't get them. You say things with your tongue so far in your cheek that you can perform internal cunnilingus on yourself! You're too nice a tramp to actually mean it when you insult someone - whereas that precious little strumpet illgetbi, says it, means it, and fucks them over. If truth be known, IGB does it on purpose because he has a hidden BDSM side to him and loves his visits to Corny's dungeon at Mod Towers. In fact he has his own cage and personalised nipple clamps, gimp mask, chaps and chains!

 

[quasar]

^ I wasn't sure how much of our personal conversations I should share with the forum.

 

[G-Lexington]

Why aren't you two fucking yet? Preferably with quasar in a zipper mask insisting he's a "dirty dirty mod" while IGB whips him alternately with a cat-o-nine-tails and his eight-inch limp dick.

...I bet I turned on at least fifty JUBbers with that sentence. All with the words "quasar in a zipper mask".

Lex

 

[quasar]

...I bet I turned on at least fifty JUBbers with that sentence. All with the words "quasar in a zipper mask".

Lex

Well it worked for me... is that wrong?

 

[quasar]

Hey bitch, you said no pictures!!! That's the last time I trust you with my iPhone!

 

[G-Lexington]

Coming soon, a new section on this website - JUBber fan fiction.

Le

 

[LilBit]

*leans forward and flutters eyelashes*

And that, my favourite little dreamfuck, is why you don't get them. You say things with your tongue so far in your cheek that you can perform internal cunnilingus on yourself! You're too nice a tramp to actually mean it when you insult someone - whereas that precious little strumpet illgetbi, says it, means it, and fucks them over. If truth be known, IGB does it on purpose because he has a hidden BDSM side to him and loves his visits to Corny's dungeon at Mod Towers. In fact he has his own cage and personalised nipple clamps, gimp mask, chaps and chains!

And that, ladies and queens, is why I find it so hard to stay divorced from IGB. *sigh*