My head is all salty

[Críostóir]

I didn't even go to Pride. Just been sweating it all day. Just rubbed my head and now my fingers taste salty.

 

[hotdog1846]

You piqued my curiousity ... I just tried rubbing my head and tasting my fingers (for the first time in my 43-year-old life) myself. I just taste like skin.

 

[Críostóir]

You piqued my curiousity ... I just tried rubbing my head and tasting my fingers (for the first time in my 43-year-old life) myself. I just taste like skin.

You missed the first step. Sweat like a rode-hard horse all day first. THEN taste your head!

 

[CumAlong]

Ugh, i hate when salt builds up after sweating all day...its gross and I always have to get a wet cloth to wash it away, or shower...

 

[hotdog1846]

You missed the first step. Sweat like a rode-hard horse all day first. THEN taste your head!

Yeah ... I've been inside most of the day, and I'm in a dry climate too. I haven't sweated much today.
This is clearly a conversation that only bald guys can have. Don't you hate it when the sweat runs off your scalp and into your eyes?

 

[Críostóir]

Yeah ... I've been inside most of the day, and I'm in a dry climate too. I haven't sweated much today.
This is clearly a conversation that only bald guys can have. Don't you hate it when the sweat runs off your scalp and into your eyes?

Indeed. Burns like acid. One reason I'll never shave my eyebrows off as some people have done, not that they're really enough to keep sweat out of your eyes on a real bad day.

 

[CumAlong]

Yeah ... I've been inside most of the day, and I'm in a dry climate too. I haven't sweated much today.
This is clearly a conversation that only bald guys can have. Don't you hate it when the sweat runs off your scalp and into your eyes?

only bald guys? I get salt build up in the hair around my temples all the time when I spend all day outside on a hot day, and it sucks!

 

[hotdog1846]

only bald guys? I get salt build up in the hair around my temples all the time when I spend all day outside on a hot day, and it sucks!

Especially when horses mistake your head for a salt lick.

 

[Críostóir]

Yup, I been rode hard 'n' put away wet!

Except for the "rode hard" part.

Which might have been nice.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Quick! Excrete more sebum. The salt will find no purchase and avalanche to the floor.

 

[Críostóir]

Quick! Excrete more sebum. The salt will find no purchase and avalanche to the floor.

Yeah! Great idea! I can have a GREASY head instead of a salty one. Also, if I excrete more sebum I can grow a scalpful of zits...but then my head will be salty again when I shave and cut myself to ribbons.

FAIL.

 

[zoltanspawn]

Yeah! Great idea! I can have a GREASY head instead of a salty one. Also, if I excrete more sebum I can grow a scalpful of zits...but then my head will be salty again when I shave and cut myself to ribbons.

FAIL.

Just try and stop yourself.

 

[Críostóir]

Just try and stop yourself.

*concentrates* Ngggg!

You're right. Didn't work.

But I took your suggestion to mean "greatly increase your rate of [STRIKE]semen[/STRIKE] sebum production." It was that which I rejected.

 

[Críostóir]

I love this time of year - so comfortable while I hear of everyone else broiling alive....LOL

Laugh while you can, Canadian goose! In January the mukluk will be on the other foot!

 

[zoltanspawn]

*concentrates* Ngggg!

You're right. Didn't work.

But I took your suggestion to mean "greatly increase your rate of [STRIKE]semen[/STRIKE] sebum production." It was that which I rejected.

Hey, I'm willing to share.

 

[Beachguyj]

My head is cold
My hands are cold
My heart is cold
My heart is black
And stops every fucking night
Every night
I wait until it stops

Sing birds sing birds sing birds sing
Get away

 

[freefall]

All I taste is sulfur...

 

[Críostóir]

Which head were you rubbing?

Sometimes it's better to taste one than the other.

Ah, 21 posts before someone brought that up. I wondered how long it would take.

Why, the upper, sir.

 

[FPNY]

i tried tasting my head once, i threw my back out....

 

[Críostóir]

i tried tasting my head once, i threw my back out....

Licking the back of your own head requires either a very long tongue, or some very advanced spatial skills.