My Honey's Run Away

[Joshua_me]

Oh, bother.

Now I've a rumbly in my tumbly.

Blustery day, isn't it ?

 

[Jihiro]

I knocked over nearly a full jar of it.

You know what they say! Don't cry over spilt honey!

 

[Absolut]

Increase its viscosity next time, if possible.

 

[Telstra]

i thought your honey (boyfriend) runs away !!!

 

[gabriel1]

I knocked over nearly a full jar of it.

first my pickles the other day, now your honey... not a good week.

 

[Absolut]

Don't be a fucking clumsy oaf next time

..........

 

[Absolut]

 

[Absolut]

So what was the honey being poured on at the time of the alleged spillage?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Where else but on JUB can one go and see proper usage of the term "oaf"?

 

[star-warrior]

Buy set honey next time.

 

[Simon123]

Life's a bitch.....get another.

 

[wraithsa]

awww - LICK IT UP waste not . . .

 

[Shepherd 2]

Herry,
I thought I was eating your honey. How could it spill, I always get it to the last drop. Oh, you mean actual honey.

Shep+

 

[Absolut]

Nothing, it was on the floor in the storeroom when I inadvertently kicked it over at some stage. It then just seeped away.

Question:

What were you keeping your honey in that was breakable herry? Isn't it normally kept in plastic bottles?

And why are you hoarding honey?