My Little JUB-ercup...

[GL]

My Little JUB-ercup

My little JUB-ercup has the sweetest smile
Dear little JUB-ercup, won't you stay awhile
Come with me where moonbeams paint the sky
And you and I might linger in the sweet by and by, oh...

Dear little JUB-ercup, with your eyes so blue
Oh little JUB-ercup, you' re a dream come true
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two
Oh, dear little JUB-ercup, I love you...

Everybody !

My little JUB-ercup, has the sweetest smile
Dear little JUB-ercup won't you stay awhile
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two, oh...

Dear little JUB-ercup,
Sweet little JUB-ercup,
My little JUB-ercup
I love you



With apologies to Randy Newman...

 

[GL]

Forty eight views and not one response?

I thought it was funny.

Evidently my brain is far more toasted than I thought it was.

Oh well. Carry on!

 

[Andreus]

you silly

i assumed it was a love letter to brijan and i was waiting for him to answer

 

[GL]

Oh no... I just thought it was something silly.

For some damn reason the song got stuck in my head earlier this afternoon and I switched out the words.

I think I'm just not getting enough sleep.

 

[Andreus]

we dont need no stinking sleep

we are men

manly men

 

[GL]

No. We are JUB-ercups.

Ahh... someone got it!

Dreu? It is a love letter. But to all of JUB!

Jesus. That was too sweet. Even for me.

 

[ronboy]

This Musketeer loves you too Danny!

 

[Andreus]

i little something i just put together on my balcony



It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
But I still need your love after all that I've done

You won't believe me
All you will see is a queer you once knew
Although he's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So I chose freedom
Running around, trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to

Don't cry for me JUBina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired

They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me

Don't cry for me JUBina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every word is true

 

[GL]

Oh my goodness... I think I'm getting verklempt.

 

[Soilwork]

Martin short is the most unfunny loser on the face of the earth.

He could ruin anything just by being there... even his own funeral.

 

[GL]

Martin short is the most unfunny loser on the face of the earth.

He could ruin anything just by being there... even his own funeral.

Even Ed Grimley? Come on... you know you love Ed Grimley.

How could you not love this face?

 

[GL]

Mmm... peanut butter cups.

Very yummy.

 

[Sausy]

Martin Short and Steve Martin had me laughing so hard....cute and nice adaptation of the song,GL!My sentiments about Jubbers,too...well at least most of them! (There are a few who would fit under "You Couldn't Pay Me Enough",but I digress!)Good clip to bring some smiles in the morning,thanks GL!

 

[Nonimus]

Ok, hands up - what's an ercup - and what's an ercup in a JUB sense?

 

[GL]

Ok, hands up - what's an ercup - and what's an ercup in a JUB sense?

A common yellow flower (Ranunculus) generally found in wetter parts of the farm. It is common on undrained permanent pasture where it can become invasive.
www.lethamshank.co.uk/glossary/glossary.php

In this case, it's meant to say that you are my little buttercup. Err... JUB-ercup. A term of affection.

 

[Nonimus]

A common yellow flower (Ranunculus) generally found in wetter parts of the farm. It is common on undrained permanent pasture where it can become invasive.
www.lethamshank.co.uk/glossary/glossary.php

In this case, it's meant to say that you are my little buttercup. Err... JUB-ercup. A term of affection.

Ooooh, yeah. "Jubbercup". I can now rest easy.

 

[Andreus]

you're my little buttercup, nonimus, so gimme some butter for my muffin

 

[Nonimus]

you're my little buttercup, nonimus, so gimme some butter for my muffin

Single or Clotted?

 

[GL]

you're my little buttercup, nonimus, so gimme some butter for my muffin

Hey wait a second! I had first dibs on his delightful Chav ass.

 

[Andreus]

Hey wait a second! I had first dibs on his delightful Chav ass.

i see a new orgy forming...

Nony you better drink plenty of water !!