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This is so good!
I don't think these are cherries! I think they are small apricots! I can't see any cherries anywhere!
A Stradivarius violin is reckoned be priceless but i doubt whether its value compares with what lies behind it!
So clever! I wonder if this is the original Narcissus kissing his own reflection!
If this is the X rated version of Baywatch bring it on!
Can we meet at the same time next week so I can read chapter 2?
Can't help remembering how I had to study Wordsworth's poem "....a host of golden daffodils" at school! Mind numbingly boring! I think my interest could have been aroused by illustrations like this in our anthology of poetry!
Dennis Dillon! You get everywhere you smelly arsed
The train now approaching some mad cunt taking a piss on the line is the 7.42 for Inverness!
That's the best argument I have ever seen for protecting the tree population!
-Sorry Sir but can you remind me where in the Scouting handbook it says that a scout needs to be fucked by his scoutmaster!?
Such a bugger when you realise you've left your suntan lotion at home!





