Naked sunbather impale in groin by spike

[star-warrior]

Being in the nuddie is dangerous

Naked sun-seeker impaled by spike



A 34-year-old man has suffered minor injuries after becoming impaled on an eight-inch rusty spike while sunbathing naked on a beach.
The injured man had been drinking with two friends and his girlfriend near Haslar Lake, Gosport, Hampshire, when the accident happened on Wednesday.
He slipped on his way to the toilet and became impaled through his groin. After firefighters lifted him off the spike, paramedics gave him oxygen and took him to hospital. He is being treated at Queen Alexandra Hospital in Portsmouth.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7535064.stm

 

[godson112]

Lol drunkenly slipping and impaling yourself is a bit different that innocently sitting on a bus and next thing you know your bodys on the back seat and your head is on the front seat.

 

[josher]

So he wouldn't have been impaled, if he were wearing a bathing suit?

 

[RationalLunacy]

A 34-year-old man has suffered minor injuries after becoming impaled on an eight-inch rusty spike while sunbathing naked on a beach.

OK, so what the fuck would cause "major injuries"? Huh??

 

[Patience]

Well it serves him right to go nude, i mean if i saw a guy nude where young kids were i'd probably impale the guy..

 

[HOT4MEN]

Oh My!! (*U*)

 

[luminum]

At least it's his groin and (hopefully) not his actual junk...

 

[Sunshine]

bring a whole new meaning to "getting nailed"

 

[Paws]

Well it serves him right to go nude, i mean if i saw a guy nude where young kids were i'd probably impale the guy..

With your cock?

 

[blackbeltninja]

OK, so what the fuck would cause "major injuries"? Huh??

A fleshy 10-inch spike up the anus?

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