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Nerdy jokes

Two atoms are walking down the street. One stops suddenly and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"



Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
One for the chemistry geeks:

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was polar.
 
A mathematician, a physicist, and an economist are shown a house. They are then given a barometer, and told to find the height of the house using only the barometer.

The mathematician places the barometer on edge on the ground. He then measures the length of the shadow cast by the barometer, and the length of the shadow cast by the house. Using the property of similar triangles, he calculates the height of the house.

The physicist climbs to the top of the house, and drops the barometer off, timing its fall. From that, given the gravitational pull of the earth, he computes the height of the house.

The economist locates the architect who designed the house. "If you tell me how tall that house is," he says, "I'll give you this barometer."

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Geek graffiti:

Heisenberg MAY have been here.

Lex
 
for nerdy jokes you NEED to watch futurama. it's full of hidden jokes about physics, maths and science in general :)
 
/\ while stuck on the freezing planet on neptune, bender, the robot, says: it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency.


ROTFLMAO
 
sinfulsimon said:
Two atoms are walking down the street. One stops suddenly and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"



Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Haha, I love the coder one.
 
davy said:
/\ while stuck on the freezing planet on neptune, bender, the robot, says: it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency.
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when they are on mercuy and looking for the gas station they see a sign that says "next gas station xy miles" - in BOTH direction. and that xy * 2 is the circumference of the mercury .. i looked that up :)

in another episode kiff claims that he has written a holographic sim in over 4 million lines of BASIC :)
 
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct31 = Dec26

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, "For you? No charge."
 
I have to add this one:

there are 10 different kinds of people in this world

Those that know binary and those that don't
 
oh and since this is a nerd joke thread .. i HAVE to plug xkcd here:

http://xkcd.org/

Geek Comics, geek Humor.

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Corny said:
when they are on mercuy and looking for the gas station they see a sign that says "next gas station xy miles" - in BOTH direction. and that xy * 2 is the circumference of the mercury .. i looked that up :)

in another episode kiff claims that he has written a holographic sim in over 4 million lines of BASIC :)
Click to expand...


Although less sciencey, I also like the one where they're on Pluto and Bender gets submerged and the antarctic-like water and says, "What is this water made of, ice?!!"
 
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