Never piss into a bottle that contains potassium.

[rareboy]

You know how you get up in the night and don't want to go down the hall to piss and there's a small neck bottle that used to contain potassium sitting right there on the bedside table so you put the head of your neck to the opening and then enjoy the sweet release?

DO NOT DO THIS.


https://www.iflscience.com/health-a...ugh-an-entirely-plausible-potassium-explosion

any other pearls of wisdom about what not to do with your dick?

 

[Ludlow]

 

[gsdx]

Brian Cox showed that experiment in one of his series.

 

[eddielee]

Good to know, although I don't keep bottles of potassium around the house.

 

[Peloso]

any other pearls of wisdom about what not to do with your dick?

Do not stick it in Troy from Old Bridge.

 

[Vannie]

No candlelight on stuffed cabbage night.