new rules for craigslist

[hotatlboi]

1. If you are going to post a naked pic of yourself, and you flatteringly describe yourself as having "a little extra", please put that you are chubby in the title of your post so I can choose not to view your huge bulging naked fat rolls if I don't happen to want to.

2. Also, no need to post your dick size, as I already know you have an 8 incher. Because everyone on Craigslist has an 8 incher.

3. If you are "on the down low" but post a pic of your face in your ad, I will assume you are fake.

4. If you are looking for Tina, I think you left her in the bathroom, I haven't seen her.

5. If you ask to be my boyfriend before we have even met once, I will assume you are delusional or desperate because you have no life.

Thank you, that is all.

 

[Centipede]

god forbid you see someone with a few extra pounds.

craiglist ads for sex, no matter what rules they follow, are always pretty trashy. period.

 

[hotatlboi]

god forbid you see someone with a few extra pounds.

That's not what I was saying. I don't mind that.

I was talking about the people that say they have "a little extra" (why I put it in quotes) when what they really are is disgustingly obese. edited to make it a bit clearer

 

[Centipede]

That's not what I was saying. I don't mind that.

I was talking about the people that say they have "a little extra" (why I put it in quotes) when what they really are is disgustingly obese.

this still doesn't sound any better lmao

 

[hotatlboi]

craiglist ads for sex, no matter what rules they follow, are always pretty trashy. period.

oh i know, just going for a little humor here with what some of my reactions to some kinds of them are.

 

[bw92116]

Craigslist is like the Pennysaver. Would you put an ad in the Pennysaver for a lover?

 

[hotatlboi]

It's like going camping on the Great Lakes in August and whining about mosquito bites.

LOL, true enough, but I'll offer another analogy. In reference to #1, I'm looking at that as more picking up a brochure that has an ad for Tahiti on the cover and then seeing that it's really for the Great Lakes.

A little more truth in advertising couldn't hurt.

 

[mygaybuffet]

I for one appreciated your humorous take!

 

[blackbeltninja]

LOL, true enough, but I'll offer another analogy. In reference to #1, I'm looking at that as more picking up a brochure that has an ad for Tahiti on the cover and then seeing that it's really for the Great Lakes.

A little more truth in advertising couldn't hurt.

It bugs me when guys describe themselves as "hot" or better, "super-hot." Yeah, I'll be the judge of that, thanks.

-d-

 

[hotatlboi]

Oh, can I add one?

6. If your handle/screen name has the word "hot" in it, everyone assumes that you are in fact just plain fucking ugly.

haha, assume away if you want.

 

[hotatlboi]

Hey now, I've had two really awesome lays through Craigslist...so even with all the nasty/gross/negative "press" it receives, there are gems to be found. You just have to dig deep and be patient.

Agreed, had the same experience with it. There are some quality and "hot" guys on there even though lots of people assume there aren't. But there are so many liars and fakers that it's sometimes hard to find them.