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ixthrock

ixthrock

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I am very happy to announce that

the first week of November, every year

shall henceforth be known as

"Sleep with a "Straight" Husband" week.

That's right, all those times we've decried such behaviour as despicable (despite the MANY opportunities...) and beneath us - for one week out of the year, let's put that self-control in the wash.

If they won't respect OUR marriages, why should we respect theirs?

Hit the tearooms, boys! (I know, any self-respecting queer has outgrown that phase, but for the love of god *snicker* do it for your country! You know it's the best place to pick up married men who won't be caught dead in a gay bar) Don't stop tapping your foot until you bag a high-profile senator, or at least see a wedding band!

After all, if they are going to blame us for the sorry state of their marriages anyway, let's at least get some nice ass along the way.

Maybe we can follow up with the first week in July (after all those June weddings) being the "I've Been Fucking Your Husband" week, and bring a new meaning to the phrase "blushing bride."
 
xthrock said:
I am very happy to announce that

the first week of November, every year

shall henceforth be known as

"Sleep with a "Straight" Husband" week.

That's right, all those times we've decried such behaviour as despicable (despite the MANY opportunities...) and beneath us - for one week out of the year, let's put that self-control in the wash.

If they won't respect OUR marriages, why should we respect theirs?
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Who are you kidding? Perhaps you haven't ventured into the coming out forum or the straight/bi forum, but married men, have never been off limits to some of our JUBBERS. As a matter of fact, you'll find plenty of, "go for it dude--you only live once."
 
Alpha1851 said:
Who are you kidding? Perhaps you haven't ventured into the coming out forum or the straight/bi forum, but married men, have never been off limits to some of our JUBBERS. As a matter of fact, you'll find plenty of, "go for it dude--you only live once."
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believe it or not, alpha, i thought of you when i posted this - and i sincerely hoped you would not be offended (or any of our other wonderful str8 lady posters).

i must confess that a couple years back i had a one-off random encounter with a straight married man, and my qualms of conscience have been relatively minor (it's been a dry decade) but at least there were qualms. i'm well aware there are many members of the gay "community" that consider bagging a "straight" guy to be a full-time hobby, the straighter the better, and what better to rank straightness with than that wedding band?

the original post was, of course, a little bitter sarcasm; honestly, the whole topic of fucking married straight guys IS a bit of a dead horse (especially here!), but recent events have me hallucinating whinnys.
 
Xth, you don't go far enough...we should then TELL people about the encounter in as much detail as it takes to prove we're telling the truth.
 
xthrock said:
believe it or not, alpha, i thought of you when i posted this - and i sincerely hoped you would not be offended (or any of our other wonderful str8 lady posters).
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Oh, I'm not offended! I don't get offended, or upset, or sad, or whatever. I was trying to be funny in my post. I know you're just fussing. I know you're angry. Don't blame ya either.

But so what if you did offend me or anyone else? I appreciate the sentiment but really, you have the right to express yourself. Don't break the COC or a mod will (well, maybe) come after you. But, please don't start feeling like you have to walk on eggshells in a forum created for the gay community. If you're mad as hell at Christians, say you're mad as hell at Christians. If you despise women, say you despise women. If you wanna fuck my man to teach me a lesson...well, that one won't really work. I think gay sex is HOT! No tears for me over that issue. But, I'm not gonna hold back in my discussions, why should you?

I'm not judging you if you have screwed a married man. Do you think I'm perfect? Hell no! Well, I would like to be, but I'm certainly not.
 
Alpha1851 said:
Oh, I'm not offended! I don't get offended, or upset, or sad, or whatever. I was trying to be funny in my post. I know you're just fussing. I know you're angry. Don't blame ya either.

But so what if you did offend me or anyone else? I appreciate the sentiment but really, you have the right to express yourself. Don't break the COC or a mod will (well, maybe) come after you. But, please don't start feeling like you have to walk on eggshells in a forum created for the gay community. If you're mad as hell at Christians, say you're mad as hell at Christians. If you despise women, say you despise women. If you wanna fuck my man to teach me a lesson...well, that one won't really work. I think gay sex is HOT! No tears for me over that issue. But, I'm not gonna hold back in my discussions, why should you?
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I adore you for that, but I have to warn you - if you want to watch while I'm fucking your man, I may find YOU more interesting...:p
 
Sleeping with "straight" married men who have wives??

Been there/done that....
(AND LOVED IT AND WANT MORE)

....I'm always on the lookout....

Marriage is overrated.
 
darlingstacy said:
Seeing as we're trying to be all "allow everyone to speak their minds" and all that crap, I'll chime in here...

There are some people that voted YES on Prop 8 and the other props that eliminate your rights that are afraid of exactly what you are proposing. Why live the stereotype when you can instead try to prove it wrong?

Just some food for thought. I'd much rather beat people by proving that their assumptions of an entire community are false rather than show them that their fears are warranted.
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actually, i doubt very few straight married couples are afraid that gay people will literally break up their marriages. (i believe there are some that are afraid of that. it's sad, and....yuck) As I understand it, they are afraid that sanctioning our marriages will undo all the hard work they put into teaching their children (and anyone else) that homosexuality is an abomination.
 
darlingstacy said:
will take over and turn everyone G A Y!!!.
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I would say this is a legitimate part of MY gay agenda, but I'd quickly run out of cute young guys to ogle that way.......|

I wish they'd all follow in the footsteps of the Doritos ad campaign a few years back....

"convert into sinful queers all you want, we'll breed more."
 
darlingstacy said:
Good luck with that!

Keep us posted on how it goes :D
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sorry, stace, i'm in an ornery mood.
i'm thinking of starting a more cogent thread about committed relationships - gay and straight - but it's liable to be my typical long-winded schpiel and i'm not sure i have it in me before the meds take effect.

i'll confess; this has been a series of random, lowbrow, tired old potshots.

thanks for humouring me ;)
 
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