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"No Flowers for your Wife?"

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Jordan_White said:
That's what the check-out chick at the drug store just said to me as I paid for razor blades.

"No."

"What about your mother?"

"No."

"Your sister?"

"No."

"Do you have any kids?"

"No."

Now I know why they package razor blades in those impenetrable plastic cases.

:grrr:
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LMAO. valentine's day is for women. since last week, i've been smelling the desperation in the air from women. went to new york last week and saw all the women outthere on some attention seeking shit like give me a break. went into whole foods tonight to get some food for my mom and all these women are looking around on some "you're going to wish me happy valentine's day since you're a guy and i'm a woman?". haha. no, bitch. then before that, i was at the bank trying to take out some money and the bank teller who is a woman tries to inform me that it's valentine's day when i was hoping she would forget. i could give a fuck less about valentine's day. if i did have someone for valentine's day, i would prolly be cuddling him, smelling him (hopefully he doesn't stink), hugging him like a teddy bear. he wouldn't need to buy me shit but if he wanted to buy me something, i wouldn't mind him buying me a metrocard or hooking me up with a job. i would save the sex for later but i would just feel good cuddling with him in bed feeling the love.

it was also pathetic to see how many men were in whole foods buying roses on some pathetic shit. you never see any women doing that for men now. if i were a straight guy with a girlfriend, i wouldn't give her shit and tell her to blow and swallow me for valentine's day with a smile. :D but since i'm gay, i don't have to worry about that. i'm sure he'll understand.
 
loki81 said:
I laughed as I was commuting home today.

there was a line a block long outside the Godiva store in Grand Central.

and the usually lonely flower lady outside my subway stop was getting swarmed by desperate guys.

but then I got to my empty apartment and felt bad :(
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don't know about you but all that would make me happy that i'm gay. i feel that men appreciate valentine's day for what it is than women do. women just treat it like christmas. men just have an excuse to express their true feelings.
 
I got asked that twice.

First time I answered I said "who in their right mind would marry me?"

Second time I answered "If I showed up at home with flowers, my husband would kick my ass so hard the paramedics would need the jaws of life to get the boot out. and THAT would ruin my whole day."

Neither got a laugh.
 
my neighborhood in the city had lines at LiLac Chocolates and restaurants were fill---another day to spend money and keep the economy going---most of these guys are buying things for their bitches because they feel they have to--not because their heart is in it---
 
"For My Beautiful Sister on Valentine's Day..."


:eek:
 
Next time say I like dick, Bitch.

and after the first no if I am in a good mood I will ignore further questions. If not I will tell her to mind her own business.
 
Should have just told her your man was bringing you some tonight, lol.
 
I have been trying to go for a return of Lupercalia (where handsome youths run through the streets lashing the fertile women with goatskin floggers) in lieu of Valentine's Day, but none of the other ladies I know seem to be up for it.

I may have to start sourcing my support among you guys. . .
 
I would have bought flowers for my boyfriend yesterday but a) we're broke b) I don't know where to find Bird's of Paradise (his favourite) and c) His other favourite a blue orchid was kind of expensive lol!
 
It's called suggestive selling. I learned it years ago when I worked for McDonald's. "Would you like a hot apple pie with your order?"
 
mbamike said:
It's called suggestive selling. I learned it years ago when I worked for McDonald's. "Would you like a hot apple pie with your order?"
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It's something they are forced to say.

anyway thinking about this topic made me think that maybe the cashier was flirting with the OP because after the first question she should have shut up.
 
Your reply should be:
"No flowers. My man enjoys a hot blow job tonight instead of flowers."
 
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