No one gives head as good as I do

[HorniLad89]

The two guys I've had in the last week were absolutely terrible. I love getting head but I've been having to push them off and pretty much wank myself off.

By contrast, I give absolutely fantastic head. I know how to worship a dick.

Seems like more and more often I'm encountering men who have no idea how to suck cock. Is anyone else noticing this?

 

[Mr-Brooding]

You make it sound like an epidemic! Haha

 

[refujiunderground]

By contrast, I give absolutely fantastic head. I know how to worship a dick.

Seems like more and more often I'm encountering men who have no idea how to suck cock.

why don't you show them how it's done then?

 

[unloadonme]

Two swallows don't make a summer!

 

[star-warrior]

 

[yeahright1991]

Meet superhead:

Nuff' said.

 

[G-Lexington]

I've been with guys who weren't great at giving head. You know what? I patiently taught them how to do it how I liked it. And it was totally worth the time spent teaching.

Lex

 

[blublud]

I don't claim to be an expert, and I can't deep throat as well as some but, every guy I've ever sucked, and there have been MANY, came for me from sucking without hand assistance. Well, except for a couple of strippers in the back room for a lap dance.

 

[MisterMajestic]

Well...Let me go ahead and bottom line this...

If you're playing around with Suck & Go or Fuck & Go guys then there's a 50/50 chance the Sex might be TERRIBLE...

You gotta get a Regular Fuck Buddy...The Faceless, Nameless Fuck & Go dudes are a hit or miss...

 

[Nomenclature]

So far, the guys i've hooked up with have been absolutely fucking terrible at giving head. The first two didn't even want to touch me because I was uncut, and the second guy was good at deepthroating. . .but that's ALL he did. Like, he'd just hold it in his throat and not stimulate me any other way at all. I couldn't even feel anything, so I was basically laying there, laughing to myself because he was just slobbering all over me.

 

[MisterMajestic]

So far, the guys i've hooked up with have been absolutely fucking terrible at giving head. The first two didn't even want to touch me because I was uncut, and the second guy was good at deepthroating. . .but that's ALL he did. Like, he'd just hold it in his throat and not stimulate me any other way at all. I couldn't even feel anything, so I was basically laying there, laughing to myself because he was just slobbering all over me.

Don't you have Golden Rules that you follow before you get with or meet someone? Don't you talk about what you like to do sexually and describe your body or send a cell/email pic?

So you NEVER tell the Guys you get with that you have an Un-cut Dick? You should Never leave anything out when you're chatting onlline or on the phone...

No one can afford to waste gas or their time on a SURPRISE they didnt see coming...

 

[BFizzle]

I'm not very good at giving head, tbh. I get bored very easily. You gotta do all that sucking, then my jaw starts to hurt, and I start thinking of other things I could be doing with my time.

I try to make up for my sucky sucking with theatrics, like spitting at the dick, etc.

 

[ashonfire]

I've received some bad head recently too.

Is this the beginning of the end of the world thing the mayonnaise calender was talking about??

But seriously, everyone know I'm the fellatio king around here.

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

About two years ago I had this guy over for the second time. He was very blunt about my lack of ability, but gave great pointers. Since then I've gotten compliments. I've been fortunate enough to experience beyond amazing head basically every time

 

[subsonic]

While getting head doesn't do anything for me, I really like giving it.. I think it's important to stress that there are many tricks and techniques one can use, and while some make one guys toes cringe, it may do nothing for the other. I think it's important to start out slow and catch up on what the guy likes simply by detecting his sounds and reactions.

But, to answer your question: no I haven't noticed. But then again, it's been a while for me.. But as I mentioned, I think that some guys just think that what they did on the baker works well for the butcher as well. How can one know, if you don't give any hints?

 

[Bong24]

Yeah in my experince most men are terrible at giving head. I haven't meet a guy that gives good head yet, sadly.

 

[80KGold]

Arrrgh! Arrrgh! Take it away! Please! Take it away!

Nightmares for me tonight. Gee, thanks, yeahright1991.

 

[HunterM]

I can't believe all the bragging on this thread...you guys just have to prove it.

By contrast, I give absolutely fantastic head. I know how to worship a dick.

^ I'm coming over tomorrow night.

I patiently taught them how to do it how I liked it. And it was totally worth the time spent teaching.

^ I'm coming over Wednesday night.

there have been MANY, came for me from sucking without hand assistance.

^ I'm penciling you in for Thursday.

I think it's important to stress that there are many tricks and techniques one can use, and while some make one guys toes cringe, it may do nothing for the other. I think it's important to start out slow and catch up on what the guy likes simply by detecting his sounds and reactions.

^ This...this...this I just came by reading it. I'll see you Friday.

Yeah in my experince most men are terrible at giving head. I haven't meet a guy that gives good head yet, sadly.

^ After my tour of duty, I'll give you my reviews.

 

[G-Lexington]

No one can afford to waste gas or their time on a SURPRISE they didnt see coming...

Um, it's an uncircumcised penis, not a third testicle. They're not THAT uncommon here in the States. To me, that'd be like feeling a guy shoud have to say whether his belly button was an innie on an outie. If a guy won't suck the uncut ones, I'd say it's HIM who should do the vetting process.

I'm coming over Wednesday night.

And once I've given you the full course, I'll be coming over...and over...and over Wednesday night. And good thing you have Thursday in pencil, because I'm thinking you may want to reschedule, and stay after school to get more practice in.

Lex

 

[Just_Believe18]

Yes, your personal experience is a bellwether warning to all of us inter-continentally that men are beginning to lose their suck.