Noni the Nutty Chav of Newport

[belamy]

Well I wouldn't put my nose anywhere near your ass knowing this is what comes out of it.

Do I look like a lemur?

 

[trawler69]

Do I look like a lemur?

Is that what you'd been eating?

 

[belamy]

Is that what you'd been eating?

 

[trawler69]

Johanna lumley is gorgeous at least you've got some taste.

 

[belamy]

I have to admit, during my 'denial period' when she was Purdy in The New Avengers I had a major crush on her

Oh, I remember that show! She actually looked like a real woman back then.

 

[star-warrior]

Oh, I remember that show! She actually looked like a real woman back then.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RationalLunacy]

Better to look like Joanna Lumley than Moms Mabley, I suppose.

 

[james1200]

while i'm normally all for flaming the shit outta threads, i must say how dare y'all flame a noni thread? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

 

[D-Base]

Noni is cool

But I can't help it, everytime I hear the word Chav I laugh my ass off because in my country this is how gypsy people call their little ones LOL.

 

[dynk]

I love reading non's posts and love him dearly.

 

[Inwood]

Noni will be back after the new year - he's taking a bit of a hiatus at the moment but he says he will return as our resident chav.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Noni will be back after the new year - he's taking a bit of a hiatus at the moment but he says he will return as our resident chav.

After the New Year??!! I was going to decorate my tree in Burberry motif this year. Now I have no one to guide me!!

 

[trawler69]

I think he has a seasonal job that is keeping him busy

 

[RationalLunacy]

^ ^ ^

 

[PixelHerder]

Noni, being the dedicated chav that he is, has chained himself to the doors of the Welsh Assembly in protest at the proposed closure of the Burberry Factory in South Wales. Wearing nowt but a Burberry posing pouch and matching scarf, he cleverly left enough chain free to be able to perform 'Cartwheels for Stella' (according to the sign beside the burberry cap on the pavement) but not so cleverly, he lost the key down a drain after a splendid triple cartwheel/forward roll combo in a bid to secure a four pack after a disappointingly slow Saturday night.

Burberry were unavailable for comment, but a senior member of the Welsh Assembly joined passers-by and declared "Nice arse - for a daft chav cunt."

This year's Turner Prize Judges were rumoured to be looking 'favourably' at the empty Stella cans and Lambert and Butler packs noni has fashioned into a temporary shelter. If he wins he says he'll splash out on some bolt-cutters. And some Stella. And... some fags (form a queue!)

Police tonight asked a doctor from Cardiff and a bald man from Bristol to move along and stop taunting the young chav by pulling a pack of ciggies attached to some fishing line past him at speed and then stopping when the pack was just beyond his reach.

The sick cunts...

Pay them no heed noni - you keep on cartwheeling lad

 

[james1200]

yo pixel

so what's with noni's "break". i assume he's in prison for something or other. how am i gonna last for a month without him? now all i got is that barcelona whore-lovin' snob belamy.

 

[PixelHerder]

told you - he's chained up outside the Welsh Assembly.

Wanna go throw chips at him?

 

[james1200]

sure...paint chips?

 

[PixelHerder]

sure...paint chips?

sorry - fries

 

[james1200]

damn that foreign lingo! sure, i'll throw fries at him. then maybe i'll throw some common sense at him too...oh wait. i don't have any of that.