Norton promises to fix slow computers LOL

[cit2mo]

OKay, so I got this in my inbox today and I just started laughing and laughing and laughing...

So after they wear your computer down to a screeching halt because you installed their software, now they offer to clean it up for [STRIKE]free[/STRIKE] a small fee? What are they going to do, uninstall norton antivirus?

I wouldn't touch this service with a ten-foot stick!

Well, I thought it was a good laugh anyway...

 

[jft245]

I agree, Norton is one of the biggest resource hogs there is out there. My bosses computer at work runs so slow, but he refuses to get rid of norton. And he has just about every thing Norton there is, Anti Virus, Internet Security.

 

[saaga07]

Okay, so I got this in my inbox today and I just started laughing and laughing and laughing...

I agree -- that's certainly what most people would call irony!

 

[Corny]

rofl ... screenshot of the week!


my bf got a new laptop recently - lenovo.

it's UNBELIEVABLE what kind of crap they put on new machines nowadays. i killed ELEVEN fucking background processes/services. and then there are about 5-6 trial versions installed as well.

 

[trawler69]

I always say that if Norton Anti virus was any good, the first thing it would do would be to uninstall itself!

 

[Kins123]

Norton is a swear word where I work.

 

[trawler69]

Yeah the language there is terrible! "What the Nortoning Norton are you doing here? Norton off and I'll see you later and stop Nortoning embarrassing me."

 

[Paws]

If you install the latest version of the Shockwave plugin, it asks you if it can also install some Norton anti-Spyware thing...