Now You've Gone and Made Newt Cry

[White Eagle]

Poor Newty. I've heard he was a whiner and crier. Just proves it!

http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/756450/now_you've_gone_and_made_newt_cry/

Now You've Gone and Made Newt Cry

Sam Stein reports that little Newtie is feeling all sorry for himself now that he's tanking in Iowa after being barraged by 10 million dollars worth of negative ads:

At the Rotary Club, he waxed nostalgic about the old days, recalling -- in a sanitized way -- how he had run a "positive" campaign to taker over the House based on his "Contract with America."

"It was a positive, issue-oriented campaign that fall," he told the Rotarians. He said he had wanted to do the same in the presidential campaign but had been blindsided by how nasty and "cynical" the contest was. "We got off to a bad start," he said. "I can't do modern politics." A tired Gingrich suddenly looked the part of the college professor he once was.

 

[scream4ever]

Stick a fork in him, he's done

 

[Kulindahr]

Global warming alert: all the hot air is leaking from the Newt.













but will he get better?

 

[CowboyBob]

We have the Weeper of the House, John Boehner, and the crybaby Newt Getrich. He's always been a crybaby tho.

I get the feeling Republicans aren't a very stable bunch.

 

[Just_Believe18]

It's always touching to see a man's love for his mother, but I am reminded on how Newt's proposed policies as president would alienate and harm our most vulnerable senior citizens who suffer from the ailments Newt became teary-eyed over.

 

[rareboy]

^ This.

But typically, the mother love is for their own alone.

Everyone else's mother can eat dog food and die.

 

[chance1]

Compassionate liberals

Clearly a dead breed on CE+P

No apologies or compassion required

Happy New Year

 

[rareboy]

I would note that this thread is about Newton being a big fucking cry baby.

And not about the perceived failings of JUBber's.

But even this old doll can't take it any more when she sees what is happening with the manginas in the GOP.

 

[chance1]

^ don't be a crybaby now

Wouldn't wanna be like Newt

 

[Kulindahr]

I would note that this thread is about Newton being a big fucking cry baby.

And not about the perceived failings of JUBber's.

But even this old doll can't take it any more when she sees what is happening with the manginas in the GOP.

She's trying hard not to laugh.

 

[chance1]

Imagine a prominent Dem crying about their dead mother

Imagine

Yep

Better to be assumed an asshole than to post something insensitive and confirm it

 

[bw92116]

You know damn well if the tables were turned and it was a Dem you'd be poking fun and laughing too. You can dish it out but you can't take it.

 

[chance1]

^ goofing on a guy who cried about his dead mother ?

Nope

Outa bounds

 

[chrisrobin]

Still cryin'.

Gingrich claims he's been 'Romney-boated'

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/01/9883180-gingrich-claims-hes-been-romney-boated

Hey Newtie, old buddy old pal... you're such a historian, let's all get into the "Wayback Machine" and journey to the Year of Our Lord 2004. Someone named John Kerry was "swift-boated" by one of your distinguished henchmen. I believe Mr. Kerry is a member of the Democratic Party.

Poor Booby... Hey Mr. Historian, remember Lee Atwater (God rest his soul.)? Something about "Republican Dirty Tricks."*
I'll save the rigged Diebold machines for another day.

​

*That which goes around, comes around.

 

[Zu-Mendel]

Newt Gingrich cries about his mom, just like a real human.

 

[rareboy]

Still cryin'.

Gingrich claims he's been 'Romney-boated'

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/01/9883180-gingrich-claims-hes-been-romney-boated

Hey Newtie, old buddy old pal... you're such a historian, let's all get into the "Wayback Machine" and journey to the Year of Our Lord 2004. Someone named John Kerry was "swift-boated" by one of your distinguished henchmen. I believe Mr. Kerry is a member of the Democratic Party.

Poor Booby... Hey Mr. Historian, remember Lee Atwater (God rest his soul.)? Something about "Republican Dirty Tricks."*
I'll save the rigged Diebold machines for another day.

​

*That which goes around, comes around.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Poor Noot.

As I understand it though, after he loses the Iowa Cock-ups, he's gonna come out swingin' against his opponents.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

I wonder if he's also shopping for the next wife at the same time?

You see Noooot. It isn't the negative ads that someone blew 3.5 million bucks to run.

It is that the voters actually listen to you and don't like the man they see or hear.

 

[cityboy-stl]

You know I might have some compassion for Newt if I believed his tears were real. But frankly I don't believe the crocodile tears were anything but a stunt to elicit sympathy from the moms at the coffee shop and to sucker the public into softening their attitude about his egregious misdeeds of the past. Don't be so gullible, people.

To quote Franklin Roosevelt:

In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.

 

[White Eagle]

Noot.

Thanks, I love that!!!

 

[chance1]

I hope none of your mothers are dead

And if they are you have a good cry about it

And if you do that no one laughs at you about it or doubts your sincerity

 

[rareboy]

I don't understand why some people think this is about Newt waxing tearful over his departed mater.

Newt is bawling because he's having the shit pounded out of him by the very machine he's used to pummel his political enemies in the past.

The school yard bully is getting his medicine fed back to him.

Et tu