Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a swordsfight

[Corny]

A father receives a permission slip from the school, asking him to allow his son to go on a excursion to watch an easter play. This all is happening in Australia, where apparently such religious activities are not allowed for the public schools due to the separation of the state and the church. So they accept "volunteers" and do stuff like this outside of school grounds.

The father is not too happy about it and replies to the volunteer in an e-mail conversation in that we - amongst other things - learn that Jesus actually did not have a swordfight in the bible


http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

If you liked this, look around the website - they have more stuff like that. Maybe you already saw the bit about the drawn spider that the artist wants back

 

[Kester]

Funny stuff.

Good find Corny.

 

[Ephemeral]

That gave me a good laugh.

I hope he prayed for that Toyota Prado.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Speaking of swordfights Corny, what say we draw sword and dual it out? This time put vaseline on the head first, so there won't be so much bruising. Our maches can get pretty brutal.

 

[freefall]

God. Another case of an idiot hatching out from the (supposedly) 'smart'.

I'll start praying for them

 

[braex27]

Gold. Good for a laugh.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

He did mention something about bringing a sword...