"Number One" in the back yard?????

[rinlakeworth]

So I was with some buddies this weekend and we were sitting in the back yard, drinking some beer, smoking a cigar and we were pissing in the back yard corner....my brother came by for a min and thought it was appalling that we were not going in the house to use the bathroom....what does anyone think about this? I dont see anything wrong with this? It is my back yard, it was dark, and no neighbors could see....so what is the harm???? Probably not the most socially acceptable thing but when it is all guys....does it really matter?

 

[cityboy-stl]

Hmmm well at first I thought this should have been in the porn stories forum. But, other than your yard probably not smelling real good the next day your brother should lighten up...give him a beer too.

 

[FPNY]

If I'm hangin in my backyard with friends and I need to pee, I walk over to the woods and pee. Nobody should pee in a toilet when there are woods available, IMO.

 

[rinlakeworth]

yeah...he sat there a little while, had one and then left...he is a little tight ass and prudish about some things...others not really an issue but that seems to be something he doesnt get! And I also figured the sprinkler system would come on in the night and wash the smell away! I think there is just something bonding about guys hanging outside, drinking beer, etc...including pissing in the yard!!!!

 

[gmoney]

As long as it's not where the piss smell comes back to haunt you, then why not! I pee outside all the time, when it's appropriate.

If I ever get the chance to fuck outside, I'll do that too!

 

[FPNY]

it rains, it's not like it's 400 guys taking leaks for three days in a row. It's a few guys having beers and peeing. The rain washes it away.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Things that rock about being a man...

(235) the world is your urinal.

 

[edale54115]

Been doin it for years!

 

[seven_sins]

In the bushes OK, but not on the grass.

 

[bankside]

I was with you until it got turned into a bonding experience. That sounds gay.

 

[jamie_01930]

Love peeing out doors just feels right

 

[01solara]

So I was with some buddies this weekend and we were sitting in the back yard, drinking some beer, smoking a cigar and we were pissing in the back yard corner....my brother came by for a min and thought it was appalling that we were not going in the house to use the bathroom....what does anyone think about this? I dont see anything wrong with this? It is my back yard, it was dark, and no neighbors could see....so what is the harm???? Probably not the most socially acceptable thing but when it is all guys....does it really matter?

Peeing outside is the best, no need to aim just let it fly. Peeing outside with a buddy is even better. I pee outside with buddies gay and straight every chance I get it is a great bonding experience. I grew up in the country and the first house I remember living in had an outhouse. Let your brother smell an outhouse just once and he will be whipping it out in the backyard so fast heads will spin.

 

[CGHJ]

Me and my bros always pee outside if we can. And we live out in the desert in the middle of fuck ass nowhere so unless it's winter and really really cold we pretty much cam whenever we want.

In fact when I'd have parties here, guys were instructed to pee in the (dirt) road instead of occupying the bathroom and wasting the water.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

doesn't everybody do this? Maybe your bro has a teenie weenie -- ?

Pissing with the boys - yes -- how could it not be gay?

My dogs piss outside all the time .
even the female lifts one leg - i wonder if she's a lesbian?

 

[Jerry]

We're animals, a part of nature. Every other animal pisses and shits outside right? I don't see the big deal.

We have one simple rule when pissing outside with friends - point that shit away from me.

What's the problem?

 

[bankside]

Best man at my wedding reception:

"You know bankside is such a great guy... i will always remember the best times we ever had, when I knew he was like a brother to me, <turns to groom> so you treat him well, okay, now that he is going to be your husband... I love this guy..<turns to passing waiter> hey can you top up my wine glass, I'm giving a speech here... <laughter> Anyway, the best times we ever had...ever ever...before he ever even met you <hic> were at his place <hic> and the best time were <hic> were...when we would go to the back yard, and we would go to the same corner, and stand there and just piss... we'd piss alllll over the fence together...<best man chokes up> I love you man!!!!!!

<crickets>

<more crickets. people folding and refolding napkins and looking up awkwardly at the ceiling.>


Sigh. Bankside asks the waiter to bring the whole bottle...

 

[gdude30]

When I was younger we hang out with some friends in florida. They always peed in bushes, forests, or wherever they could if they had to. Never someone's yard or something though.

I've peed in the bushes a few times before. Haven't done that in a long time though.

It could be considering marking your territory too :O

Now as for watersports....

 

[jaycee style]

i just can't go wee wee outside, i really can't, all i can think is some wierdo is ducked down somewhere with a camera,

or a cop is gonna just mosey up and arrest me, and i can't go to jail, i'm just not built for that.

matter of fact, the niegbor on the other side of the fence is a cop,

and judging by his kids......... he's also a wierdo.

 

[dpnice]

I don't even piss in public so whipping it out and peeing outside is too outrageous for me.

Okay call me a prissy queen; I like to consider myself refined and above such animal practices.

 

[shea]

I piss outside all the time when it is appropriate. Why not ?
It's a great feeling.
shea