The Original Gay Porn Community - Free Gay Movies and Photos, Gay Porn Site Reviews and Adult Gay Forums

  • Welcome To Just Us Boys - The World's Largest Gay Message Board Community

    In order to comply with recent US Supreme Court rulings regarding adult content, we will be making changes in the future to require that you log into your account to view adult content on the site.
    If you do not have an account, please register.
    REGISTER HERE - 100% FREE / We Will Never Sell Your Info

    PLEASE READ: To register, turn off your VPN (iPhone users- disable iCloud); you can re-enable the VPN after registration. You must maintain an active email address on your account: disposable email addresses cannot be used to register.

  • Hi Guest - Did you know?
    Hot Topics is a Safe for Work (SFW) forum.

Oddest or funniest thing you've ever seen at a Gay Club.

Beachguyj

Beachguyj

Is the King of JUB
Joined
Nov 24, 2008
Posts
7,470
Reaction score
44
Points
0
Location
Near Fort Bottomdale
Both these things happened at the Monster in the Village, NYC many moons ago, downstairs in the dance area.

One time there was this tiny little person but he was only about two and a half feet tall. It was a busy club and I was worried that someone was gonna step on him.:help:

Another time there was a group of 2 straight couples (Italian looking the girls had dresses on) and they made it all the way downstairs before they realized it was a gay club and quickly proceeded to leave.(!)
 
I've seen the whole straights in a gay club before and think it's amusing as well.

The funniest thing I ever saw in a club was some guy dancing alone and then falling down. He ended up being escorted out. I thought it was funny because I know that it could be me if I ever went into a club alone and was depressed or something.

BTW, I've been to the Monster. It's not bad. The bartenders are friendly and will (GASP) actually come up with something different when you ask them to make you a drink, but don't know what you want. I'd definitely go there again.
 
2 drags queens getting in a fight at Rage in West Hollywood. Wigs came off etc. Then one drag queen rips at the other ones dress and it comes off. Well the other dq was standing there in mens underwear with nylons safty pinned to them. Poor thing was a mess, lol.
 
A drag queen at the bath house in St. Louis.
 
Jayden said:
2 drags queens getting in a fight at Rage in West Hollywood. Wigs came off etc. Then one drag queen rips at the other ones dress and it comes off. Well the other dq was standing there in mens underwear with nylons safty pinned to them. Poor thing was a mess, lol.
Click to expand...

drag queens creep me right the fuck out. the scenario you described is what i'd expect happens everytime 2 or more of them are in the same room lol
 
Last week I went to the club early and there was this slightly chubby guy who was already really drunk. He kept complaining that no one was dancing (the club was almost empty at this point because it was so early). So he started to go out and gyrate and flail around on the dance floor. At this point, the bartender and I were looking at each other laughing our asses off, and then the guy suddenly stops and grabs his chest.

The bartender's eyes went wide, and then the guy laughed it off, said he was joking, and stumbled off somewhere. Bartender and I thought the guy was having a heart attack, and bartender said that he just got CPR certified and didn't want to have to use it so soon. The drunk guy came back throughout the night dancing near me--he was quite entertaining for a drunk guy.
 
Happened at Burkhart's in Atlanta.

Some friends (fellow jubbers) and I went to dinner and ended up at our favorite gay bar. The bar has a large patio out back with steps that lead to the upstairs portion of the bar. We were sitting on a bench beside the steps boy watching, laughing and having fun when this rather large, very obvious guy in drag starts walking towards the steps. He was wearing this platinum blond wig, a shiny mini skirt and these high heels that would light up every time he took a step. We started laughing and my friend inadvertently blurted out "OH MY GOD". The guy in drag stopped, turned around and stared at my friend. I thought he was going to kick his ass. Instead he said "No honey, It's just me Jesus" and kept walking. OMG. It was so funny. I almost pee'd my pants I was laughing so hard.


Another time at Burkhart's we were sitting in the lower bar area just hanging out having fun. There was this older guy. Mid to late 60's that was hanging out. He was by himself and would go from guy to guy talking. This younger guy, mid 20's was standing at a near by table talking with friends and us as well. The old guy comes by, pats the younger guy on the shoulder. The younger guy turns around and the old guy blows him a kiss and walks away. The young turned around and looked at us kind of dumbfounded. He said "is there a sign on my back that says "I like old people." lol. The way I'm typing it out may not come across as funny but believe me. Being there was priceless.

Steven.
 
NaughtyArousal said:
I'm sure there's a straight person somewhere who thinks this about every time two gay men enter a room. Well played, asshat.
Click to expand...

simmer down, asshole, and get off your soapbox. my opinion is my opinion and i don't need your unsolicited 2 cents.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top